But if I die who will obsess about the things only I care about?
Elon must be smart, just look at all the impressive problem-solving anecdotes shared by his PR firm.
“You’re looking a little peaked, Dr. Zaius — time for the Neuralink?”
No child has died as a result of Tesla Autopilot.
For our early test drives, to minimize risk to healthy children, we chose terminal children (those we were just as fine having die).
X’s new terms of service insist that tweets are now “heils.”
Even the worst posts can go viral sometimes, see.
Musk promises to use any proceeds from a successful ADL defamation lawsuit to fund Twitter content that even he would agree that the ADL should challenge.
“Six inches is enough for me, thanks.”
The 21st century version of homesteading is claiming your handle on a new social media platform.
Props to sex workers
nostr:npub1jcndd6ht0dvq7l9mn4fx4ax40szxdylxxl9nypplflueecvng8sszl0xst People keep replying with a laughing emoji when I write a serious post. 😢
Stanford and California are invited to join the Atlantic Coast Conference after global agreement to rename the Pacific Ocean “Atlantic II.”
A Saudi man has been sentenced to death for criticizing the government on two anonymous twitter/X accounts with a total of ten followers.
https://www.npr.org/2023/08/31/1196776390/saudi-arabia-man-death-sentence-tweets
Gosh, NPR, I can't imagine how the Saudi authorities could have verified his identity on X.
Twitter introduces “black checks” to be posthumously bestowed on the accounts of users put to death for being critical of their authoritarian government.