Following a Saudi man being sentenced to death for criticizing the Saudi government on two anonymous Twitter accounts with a total of ten followers, Elon Musk clarifies that his offer to fund users’ legal bills if one is unfairly treated due to posting or liking on the platform does not extend to disputes with the world’s leading importer of bone saws (i.e. his second largest shareholder).
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Trump campaign adds staffer to confirm in advance of every state campaign stop that there are no outstanding warrants for the candidate’s arrest.
Call me Old Fashioned, but maybe Donald “Moscow Mule” Trump should not have knowingly relied on inebriated Manhattan attorney Rudy Giuliani while trying to overturn a presidential election.
Florida: “California, I see your hurriquake and raise you a supermooncane.”
“Boosting your own toot” sounds like a mortal sin you learn about in Catholic grade school.
Trump complains that any criminal conviction will appear when a background check is run when he applies to be president.
The Spanish Football Federation announces reforms, all female players for national team must contractually agree to being kissed by its president.
Candidates who have already qualified for the second GOP debate include:
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis
former Vice President Mike Pence
businessperson Vivek Ramaswamy
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former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley
Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.)
former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
If we can land a person on the moon, we can land a person on the moon, again.
George W. Bush (a/k/a “43”)
Barack H. Obama (a/k/a “44”)
Donald J. Trump (a/k/a “1135809”)
Joseph R. Biden (a/k/a “46”)
Nikki Haley evinces moment of sanity in GOP primary debate, is subsequently hustled off stage and declared ineligible for nomination.
Trump 2024: Fuck Around, Find Out, Fuck Around Again.
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