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We really dodged a bullet! 🔩

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Me: “Did you see the Bitcoin mempool cleared again this weekend?”

Them:

Sounds like another scarce asset is born. Going all in.

No more new US pennies

I would have zapped this. But you don’t accept zaps. Thus, you remain poor.

What’s the best hardware wallet for beginners?

People are starting to ask me and really don’t know what to say.

#asknostr

Fair enough...

The year is 2140. Humanoid aliens visit the earth, finding a humming decentralized network of Bitcoin miners competing for transaction fees.

The alien leader is baffled- they had tried economies based on similar technology but it had never remained stable… what could possibly have allowed this network to remain secure without further coin emissions?

The leader demands a report from an alien scout team. After some stealthy research, they return:

“Commander, as best we can tell, demand for block space seems to be perpetually driven by large economic settlements between distributed city states. However, the primary driver behind the capital flows of those settlements seems to be something they are calling ‘shitposts’ on a loose consensus social network called Nostr”

Baffled by the beauty of what they’ve found, they designate earth a protected zone and leave the humans to frolic in their perfect economic peace, moving onwards to explore the rest of the galaxy.

BREAKING: TORNADO CASH FOUNDER ALEXEY PERTSEV HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON

People should be able to simply save money without becoming stock speculators to avoid government theft

Conspiracy theorists were right once again

Thanks for forwarding this on. Followed John too.

I often wonder, when these people watch Star Wars, if they realise they’re working for the Empire.

Ha yeah. Thats a great point.

Coinbase holds strategy’s Bitcoin and can delete their market cap 👀

Ha yeah. Thats a great point.