Things are happening

The IT department at work cut off access to 7 websites via the work internet. Those 7 sites were all AI related. Now HR is panicking because their ChatGPT doesn't work lol
I got scammed, I should have asked what they were going to feed her to

Me: I promise i wont talk about my crazy conspiracy theories at work
Me: After one sip from the water fountain
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fe03b2edad71f878ca1e058123f50b525916d129b02d842f37049fbf274fff6a.mp4
My workshop is finished, who wants a tour

Mcdonald's announces new "Minecraft" burger
17 injured, 4 found dead
Im high on fent and ready to punch some pregnant women! FLOYDCORE LETS FUCKING GO
So with my truck dead I'm car shopping and my options are grim. I might end up in a widebody hellcat financed at 110% interest for 6 million years
Oh, this? My penis? My massive fucking dickies? My super stiff birdies? My okey pokey baloney poneys? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex lance? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking phallus?
MILWAUKEE DONT DO THAT
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I have a supplier for Yamok sauce if you want. It makes gagh really pop
When you start looking in to the Vulcans and start to wonder if they're really your greatest ally:

Car engineers scientifically formulating the perfect place to stick the washer fluid fill so you bust your knuckles on another part opening it:

I'm literally actually fucking crying.
The family of the stabber really thought he had a 3.7 gpa because they were too dumb to know you don't add them up.
BLACK EXCELLENCE YALL

Wait they cloned dire wolves? Does this mean we can have pet spinosaurs now
They somehow always end up nude too. Its actually mind boggling that every sheboon fights ends with them both bald and naked
We used to be a proper country
