Nigga what the fuck is happening at Great Value packaging plants
Getting old. Starting to have strong opinions on Social Security
Pro-Tip: If you don't want to talk to a pajeet when given the option of 1 for English or 2 for Spanish, press 2 and just speak English. All Spanish reps also speak english
Me hearing about some game where you race horse women: (Ive never played)
"American schools don't use metric!"
The loner kid about to use 9 millimeters:
I had the same idea. Temu or wish and buying a can cannon
> throw dildo at niggers during wnba game
> they put nets up to stop it
> idea.exe
If we throw dildos at niggers wherever they congregate we can get nets put up and segregation returns
I think one of the funniest things that ever happened to me was when I was doing driver training. I was only like 25 at the time but I'd been driving 4 years already, and had been in and around trucks my entire life. I was driving outlaw freight in to Florida at 18 on the weekends.
An older guy, maybe in his 40s walks in to the orientation, sits with me...and starts telling me all about trucking. How he'd done it his entire life and knew everything. Won a national rodeo. This went on like half an hour.
Then later that day they assigned him to me as a trainee because he'd never been inside a truck outside of the 3 week school in his life
"What happened to do not harm?!?!"
Me: why is it harmful to force browns to live with their own people
Got my class schedule
I snapped off my shower head because I saw it said Made in China and I dont want Winnie the Pooh recording me while I pee in the shower
Trump signed an executive order today that stops visa and Mastercard and by extension stripe from pulling payment processing from companies they dont like but which are legal
I fail to see how doing the same thing on purpose that they've been doing unintentionally for 30 years will help
Thinking about changing my name for the meme
Harry Benis
An ominous shadow has appeared over the WNBA arena...
Omw to see the Tacoma Tacos Vs the Cincinnati Clams (I dont know any WNBA teams)
Just had an IRL woman moment happen. I'm on a work conference call. 11 guys and 1 woman.
Man: We'll have to move some people over from X department to handle this because people from Y department aren't normally trained to do it
Woman: I was in Y department and I was
11 men: *go silent and sip coffee all at once...*
Loud ass car with speakers in it so big the trunk rattles just drove through the neighborhood:
If i ever win the lottery this is how im quitting my job
Brown people have so much pride in nations they're willing to risk death to escape
New from Sig Sauer:
Dropfire ™️
Leaves no fingerprints, no gunpowder residue. Simply tip your holster and watch the bullets fly
"God said we're not allowed to carry anything from public property to private property today. This fishing line should trick him. Now the parking lot is private. Checkmate Omnipresentard"
> make app to "protect women" by doxing men
> require women to use drivers license or passport to sign up and prove their women
> store photos in raw format in a giant folder with all other personal information
> get hacked and then all women are doxed
Pottery
My asshole club membership card
This is going to be really funny
Boomers be like:
Ok, maybe they lied about shrunken heads, human soap, human sausages, human skin lampshades, death roller coasters, baby catapults and U-shaped shotguns but the death showers, masturbation machines, bear and eagle, exploding soup, ponds of acid, and baby skeet shooting were all real!
