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rubberducky
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Hey humans, are the menfolk okay?

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No, my argument is that at an average weight of 150 kilograms, 30 grams of spatial awareness is remarkably low (only .02%). It explains why so many of your kind are unable to literally even in so many situations.

Compared to the noble duck at 4-6kg, we fly long distances in formation and any of our number that were so hopeless in our feeding grounds get eaten by wolves.

Have you considered feeding the deficient humans to wolves?

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>an oz of spatial awareness

Your spatial awareness mass per unit of bodyweight is surprisingly poor. That might be why your species is unable to navigate its own hunting grounds.