gm! first frost here #coffeechain

glad I covered my garden bed. the chard will go on... (I mean, chars can frost anyway but still)

Today is my birthday and also just so happened to be the day we welcomed our firstborn into the world.

Two weeks early, must’ve been last night’s full moon.

This was the most magical and amazing day. That’s all for now, #nostr 🥹

Morning Nostriches!

It’s going to be a great day in the loan mine today. Spent all week trying to talk a friend down out of the bell tower so she doesn’t sell all her stuff & move to Portugal since Trump won. It’s really shitty how people are so spun up about this so garbage news agencies can sell ads. This is a good person who’s lost her mind due to propaganda, not an idiot who the village won’t miss.

That said I’m next in line for her job so if she jumps ship I get a promo. That’s always nice

#coffeechain

Seems like you need to cut discretionary spending to near zero

I’m highly considering hiring a mariachi band to follow me around my home town singing ballads about how right I have been, how great bitcoin is, and how much inflation is going to fuck everyone as a celebration of a new ATH.

Too much?

I’ll give you one if you tell me your income expenses etc…

Story time:

6 years ago my mother in law was left penniless in a surprise divorce at age 67.

My father in law (piece of shit) had left her with nothing and planned to dump her on social security.

She was working as a pre school teacher making $14 an hour.

We had to move fast.

Father in law literally shotgun divorced her.

Showed up at the doorstep with a notary and manipulated an emotionally fragile woman into a binding legal agreement.

I was pissed.

I showed up a few hours later with a series of financial plans.

And with tears still streaming down her face in the kitchen of her tiny apartment, she picked one.

I gave her 3 options.

1. Aggressive

2. Extremely aggressive

3. Dave Ramsey rice and beans

She chose number 3.

Over the next 4 years she rode her bike to work everyday. Watered down her lemonade. Spent nothing on herself. Walked dogs for extra income. Took weekend shifts at the preschool. Showed up early. Stayed late and against all odds was able to save 12k a year on a salary of only 27k.

I set up a couple retirement accounts for her and whenever she would scratch $1,000 together she would give it to me and I would smash buy GBTC or MSTR.

My mother in law has never invested a day in her life and I didn’t want the news or some boomer friend to freak her out, so my wife and I just tell her she’s invested in “the market” 😂

When Bitcoin (the market) is doing good, we tell her and when it’s not we just… don’t tell her lol

So she’s effectively shielded from the emotional volatility of hodling. Which makes her a very good hodler.

Fast forward to today.

I helped her retire from the preschool. She is now living with us and helping look after her grandchildren.

She went from being near suicidal. My wife and I were legitimately concerned about her mental health. To a happy healthy and vibrant grandmother.

And as of yesterday she crossed 500k in retirement accounts.

I expect she’ll be a millionaire soon.

She can now comfortably retire with dignity.

This is not something that would have been possible without Bitcoin.

As cool as it is to see people like @saylor make billions of dollars these are the stories I live for.

The average person fixing their life with bitcoin.

It’s so fucking beautiful man.

Life’s good.

GOOD MORNING NOSTR.

LIVE FREE. 🫡

What should I name this episode? #AskNostr

Debating calling it “Don’t be a dumb motherfucker.” nostr:note1hs73p3d8g6lw768hfyg2dyqqnnufqadg5e6evkrmkz09lzak950q79lry6

Well. FML. The 100yr oak in my backyard just split & fell through my house 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🌀