New newsletter, kinda about something, kinda about nothing https://open.substack.com/pub/mutual/p/the-viral-scoop?r=697gn&utm_medium=ios

Friends! I’m so grateful & happy to share that we hit our fundraising goal and the special’s getting made!!! The indiegogo will be up until October though, so if there are any perks you want, feel free to sign up!!! https://www.indiegogo.com/at/ebNnbL9ak3A/x/31149812#/

My goal is to be so good they finally ignore me

“I love sleeping” is the most euphemistic way of saying “I can’t stand being alive”

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A best case scenario

Full story here https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/trumps-going-to-love-jail-all-his

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Alright more political jokes here https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/trumps-going-to-love-jail-all-his

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More here https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/trumps-going-to-love-jail-all-his

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Or, were. Full story here https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/trumps-going-to-love-jail-all-his

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Full story here duh https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/trumps-going-to-love-jail-all-his

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This one is a good one!!! Subscribe now https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/trumps-going-to-love-jail-all-his

hope you missed it the Hunter Biden story, specially as I personally cannot explain it to you. But I know my mom needs to delete these texts. Anyway, pls subscribe to my newsletter https://ihopeyoumissedit.substack.com/p/unidentified-funny-opinions