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The talking points have gone out...

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During a dull White House dinner, Jill Biden leaned over to chat with the Secretary of State."I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

“Very impressive," said the Secretary of State, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean”

"Oh, I know", replied Jill, “but neither does the parrot."

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- Thomas Sowell