locomotive

the happiest clown with the biggest frown

hey hbo max

stop showing me this stupid thumbnail of the skinny black guy in his underwear.

serving size: 3! (:

me, having had 57 and moving on to 58: … hmm

permit me to do what i want and i will

white claw tastes like criminal trespassing

me trying to get stable 30 fps on dragon’s dogma 2

what

alright nostr; cast iron or stainless steel?

(there’s a wrong answer btw)

i like to assert my dominance in the household by cutting my steak w the chef’s knife

instructions unclear; ejaculating.

daytime whiskey

feel like ska is poised for a comeback

englands be like “schewwpid”

why do internet searches suck ass now?

we’re all getting laid tonight, fam

no underwear gang

also piss stains on my pants gang

shitty dick nipples