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Nigger on TikTok: "Check out dis Walgreens hack!"

*shoplifts*

Kind of funny (strange) how all these months later, nobody knows anything whatsoever about the guy who almost shot Trump.

"I gave you degeneracy! What have you given me?"

I love how any time a tranny tweets about literally anything on twitter now there's at least one "You will never be a real woman!" reply. πŸ˜‚

Every time a leaker reveals some horror that previously was dismissed as "conspiracy theory", instead of doing their fucking alleged job, the mass media instantly makes the story about not the scandal but what possible nefarious motives the leaker had for telling us about it.

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"Trans kids" = homosexual rape victims

Feel free to lead the most successful cavalry charge in World War 3, since there's no such thing as obsolete weapons and/or tactics.

So let me get this straight, the US is sending an obsolete aircraft carrier built in 1975 and that's set to be decommissioned early next year directly in range of Iranian (and Israeli) ballistic missiles?

Hopefully they at least let the crew say goodbye to their families.

If borders aren't real then taxes aren't real, either.

I suck at video games where I have to use more than one button

Look at these fucking tweets and then tell me again that we're not in some fucked up simulation

Just a reminder, if you check that little organ donation box, there's a significant possibility that your doctor will try to murder you

Fuck these fucking star wars name motherfuckers ruining our country

It makes me want to throw up when randos on Twitter don't immediately recognize memes from 2006.