In talks with business partners regarding their racist remarks in a group chat.
Business partner made a bad choice. 😬
Shifting focus from security measures on the platform to features users have been BEGGING for since the beginning.
Scheduled posts
Location mining services
Post tracker
Draft uploads
Vibe detection
Rumor CHEATS
Screenshot notifications
Developer mode
Crypto wallet tax
Camera override
LIE detection
Zaps ⚡️ become SINS
Crosspost support
FFD Fake Friend Detector
Spam filter
Statuses (Twitter)
“Update on Ian condition and not a violation of HIPAA. Several tumors on his brain 🧠 what’s left of it. Poor bastard.”
Unfortunately he has no insurance and we’re not going to provide any for him for his treatments so back to work he goes. Suck it up buttercup. Be a man!
35k threats and counting. This is cyber bullying at a whole different level. WOW!
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No sleep for the wicked. It’s been a long day and night for the teams who are working on the security aspect of the platform. One of the benefits of an insomniac team of devs driven by substance abuse and mental illness.
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Anything less than the best is unacceptable when it comes to your privacy. Cutting corners is not a feasible option and I’ll hover over everyone just to make sure your personal data is not breached because of someone’s fuck up.
Update on Ian condition and not a violation of HIPAA. Several tumors on his brain 🧠 what’s left of it. Poor bastard.
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Passkeys are fully functional with your passcode disabled on your device. Working side by side with the team to figure out a solution for you insecure freaks who have something to hide. Update will be coming soon.
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It’s still early and the teams are working on multiple projects and breaking down the barriers to make the platform better than before everything from verification, security and other various aspects to make it YOUR platform. We’re integrating an advanced search engine used to scan public records for your safety. It’ll be worth the wait.
Kinda funny being on the receiving end of 20k death threats from families affected from the firings. I feel important for once.
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The goal of this app is privacy and security! No matter how dark and disturbing your conversations, you can trust us!
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Splitting up the team to work on a separate chat application the platform.
Wishing Ian a speedy recovery. Bitch you gone have some serious work when you get back to the studio or it’ll be me and you!
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Death threats are flooding my email about the well deserved and reasonable firings of inexperienced dweebs who couldn’t fix a simple login error. ✊ but you’re still fired. No checks for you! You’ll be hearing from my “lawyers”.
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Witnessing several screaming matches and fist fights over who’s the better designer for the new name. Now that’s dedication!
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Fired over 50 inexperienced devs who infested the platform with major bugs and glitches for logging in. Fortunately it was a simple fix. Now you can login with biometrics. No more passwords. Working on passkeys and mood swinging features now.
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Made major progress setting up the new studio for all you nerds. You’re not going home tonight. Too much work to do, you’ll be paid overtime GUARANTEED. This platform needs to succeed!
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Hello
#introductions
Rounding up the staff to eliminate the slackers. Hardcore intensity is our ethic.
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