Since the recent racial incident and beating that led to massive firings the platform continues to look better and better. More young developers have joined the teams and our policies have improved significantly for all cultures. Happy to bring diversity back to my platform. Let’s build together!
Got the boys calling me “massa” after witnessing the rightful beating they got to see for free. Really should’ve sold tickets 🎫. Purely in defense of my colored developers. Serves as a warning ⚠️ and his blood will remain on the wall from this point going forward.
Switching from Primal to Iris as a primary client for platform updates. I appreciate the work that went into the craftsmanship of every asset. Something my team needs to take note of instead of asking for a handout.
Our teams are working hard on modifying the zap system. Seriously considering removing it all together.
Confiscated the “nigger beater” from the suspected disgruntled developer. Taking this matter into my own hands. ALL STAFF REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT FOR THE INITIATION.
Notedeck has its uses.
Our teams will maintain a sense of professionalism with their colleagues at all times without exception. There’s no discrimination here. ZERO TOLERANCE FOR RACISM!
Been a while.
Our teams have been refreshed after a well deserved vacation away from the platform. They’re eagerly waiting outside the door for the next meeting and conceptual ideas for more updates and features. Will be in touch.
It’s been incredibly busy for the last week working on the source code to organize assets on the platform to make updates and features to access. The hackers have prevailed in their efforts to deliver a solid foundation for the firewall, more developers have signed with the project and less users are being harassed by cyber attacks from other countries. If only we had effective and reliable security.
Got a separate team working on the UI/UX to bring more of a modern aesthetic to the app. Former Facebook designers have joined our crew and breached their contracts to make this happen. Not that’s value.
Groundbreaking!
The new firewall prevents hackers from getting access to the users account through a number of methods and different types of tools that would breach the pentagons security system.
I have to pay to flush the toilet, does that qualify?
So we’ve made a backdoor into your account. Only you have access and it can be locked by only you. We have access only by necessary means. Be weary about adding your financial information, ssn and license info during the beta period. As of now only we have access. You’ll be notified on launch.
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A full launch is expected but not promising. Still have huge amounts of bugs to work out before a beta is released for the public.
Decided to cut spa week short to make the deadline. Made some real progress for the keynote and a demo might be coming soon for developers.
Broke down and sent the team to a spa for the week while working with hackers build a firewall to keep government agencies from accessing users of all type.
So we’ve made a backdoor into your account. Only you have access and it can be locked by only you. We have access only by necessary means. Be weary about adding your financial information, ssn and license info during the beta period. As of now only we have access. You’ll be notified on launch.
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Literally watched this last night. House guest as well. Both good movies.
Recruiting hackers for a special event to discuss a project coming to the platform in the future called "off the grid".
The key is to protect premium users' data from being breached from outside and other-worldly invaders.
Just set up my my new email because the numerous threats (millions) are nonstop... like who are you people?...
Ass-backwards design btw. His msg needs to be on the left.
So…
