I told my HR lady at my new job Nostr zaps are my 401k.
How do you rank the quality of the airlines?
We live in amazing time where radical food processing transparency is also educational entertainment.
What products do you ingest that you can’t see how they are produced?
Bitcoin will put you in the position of …
But still … nostr:note1c7jncy62wfjdc85nmj6u072hvalexgax7juuak2nvlmn39z9nvqqetnedt
Probably one of the best bands to ever come out of Ireland.
Do you miss the days of the summer of 69k yet?
Click the “halving replay” button. nostr:note10naaa4066wazzsta2lprql8pqu8dcf23kwwhkaptdjt9gpeame6sqqhu0f
I am impressed how timechain calendar keeps making improvements to the dashboard.
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Paranoia as a Security Plan:
Are you like me, have you noticed that all of the things only schizos rambled about online 20 years ago have been coming true these days?
Are concerned about advanced nMRI combined with AI reading the words in your brain wallet?
If you answered yes to both of these questions, you really need to check out the latest Bitcoin security device from nostr:npub1wu4aye7ll0lnrrg638e90sehzsgpzx5t39t3mwl05aa0d0ap08esdz3vw0 , the Furby Helmet.
It will secure all of your valuable brainwave signals by jamming them with not just one but two spinning furby brainwaves before nefarious actors have an opportunity to intercept and decode them.
I hear that nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 is already filming the tutorial video for this.
Most people don’t know that Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins filmed a Super Bowl advertisement for the Nintendo Wii that was never aired on tv.
I normally don’t post “zap bait” on nostr but I know this will be a hit.
If you can’t convince your loved ones to stack sats, at least convince them to collect and preserve electronic instruments to sell to nostr:npub1jkg6zydy0z39a3y8patsfeexrnzjqs85xl0a7gzyfk56gn4mavpq56z035 in a few years.
It’s a damn shame what happened to Detroit.
The quotestr GitHub.
We are blessed to be citizens of the internet.