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Who me? 🤣😂 nah 🙏💜 🥹

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Note to self: monopoly pick up line works even if you’re already dating. On future date ask partner if you can have them in a to-go box. Or to go in my box? Hmmm rewrites are so much harder than improv.

😂😂🤣🤣💀🤣😂😂 this is amazing 💜😍❤️ box jokes always crack me up too. One time I told the mail room guy I wanted to show him my box (that I had expertly made myself) and I lost it and he was so embarrassed 😂🤣. On Tuesday he said he found my box, I lost it, he went red 😂. I swear mail rooms are dangerous box innuendo territory.

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Yes because the opportunity to ask for a waiter in a to go box comes up so much more often than playing monopoly or going as the monopoly man for Halloween. Btw I’m totally stealing the line if I’m ever playing monopoly with a hottie.

Oh, if you didn't id be disappointed! 😍🥰 🥹🙏💜 we could totally pull 😍. I'm usually playing monopoly with my brothers 😭 not the right audience 💀 going to have to start bringing a board around with me in case of hot men 🤣😂

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“does anybody ever even use pick-up lines?”

common consensus on the nest: no

*starts writing up pick-up lines”

🤔👀

I use them 🙋🏽‍♀️🥹😍 when I'm already dating a guy, but still 🤣😂🙏 keeps things #spicy

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Mandela Effect 101

He doesn’t 🤗

I don't get it 🥹

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I’m blushing. That’s a great pickup line.

Really? ☺️😍🥰 not as good as your waiter one 😍 but I might try it - really will have to dress up as the monopoly man or be playing monopoly for it to work but I'd say that's doable 🥹

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Yeah true, sorry for flip-flopping around like that and not getting to the crocs of things

That was criminal 😂 go straight to jail 👈

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Sounds a bit dicy to me

I dunno, if he plays his cards right he may well get to pass GO 🤭

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That would be adorable. Some guy would have to say for the rest of his life he hooked up with the monopoly man. Because you know you’d totally pull. I love it! 🥹🫂💜