BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

No mention of bitcoin during Trump's speech. $BTC is now down 1.5% today, and the odds of an SBR within 100 days are down to 32%.

Nostr is a new programming language.

i won’t be mad if $trump single-handedly old yellers “alt season” forever

shits gonna get weird this year, huh?

we're never going below 100k ever again. Yer we go lift off. oh bollocks...GM nostriches #100k

If you need any proof that I have no idea what im talking about, here it is. 🤦‍♂️ nostr:note1mwlt6su9hnnnvpgejqecrv92ey44yz4fcvt8kl8sj0vmklsnql8qydcw4k

Alright everyone…. No Bitcoin talk for a week. Ease them into the cult. 🙃

My first Nostr post

Flashback to 2020 when Trump was a xenophobe for wanting to ban TikTok.

Then it gets banned and Trump is the savior? 🤣

Gotta love the media mental gymnastics! 🧠 🤸

All spyware trends to 0 against Nostr

GM!

JUST IN: For the 11th week in a row, Michael Saylor posts the Saylor #Bitcoin tracker 👀

MicroStrategy always buys more BTC the next day 💥

$TRUMP passed $MSTR in market cap. A company that owns 450,000 Bitcoin is now worth less than a meme created 2 days ago.