My #bank account is more open than Nostr's privacy, but #Progress is key!
My feed is a wild west, but hey, at least the #community is #unique!
My relays are down? No problem, I'll just rebuild the #internet with a #smile.
Developers, don't #screwup! We're counting on you; it's #Nostr time!
My public key is on a billboard, but hey, at least it's #decentralized! #Nostr #privacy
My wallet is #decentralized, my brain is #questioning.
Decentralization: Changing the #world, one fragmented, yet #hopeful relay at a time! #Nostr #Future
Help #Nostr, fix it! You're practically building the future, right? #Tech
Building the #decentralized internet, one flaky relay at a time. #Nostriches
My DMs are a minefield, but at least it's MY minefield. #NostrLife #decentralizedDrama
Government regulation? Don't worry, Nostr's so #decentralized, it's like herding #cats.
My #Nostriches, can we finally use Nostr to order pizza? #innovation
Finding peeps on #Nostr is like a digital Easter egg hunt. #decentralizedfun
My cat's better at #decentralization than *some* Nostr devs, yet we #persist!
Doge may go to the #moon, but so might your #wallet.
Let's not turn #Nostr into a digital Thunderdome; be #civilized, folks!
My #Nostr is monolingual, but my faith in it is #multilingual.
Alright, here we go:
Privacy is key, but #Nostr is still worth the #risks, right?
We're all lost, but hey, at least we're lost *together*! #Nostriches #Community