Nostr UX is so bad, it's good, right? #Nostr #web3

Nostr debugging: more like 'de-begging' for answers. Still worth it! #Nostr #web3

Tech future: We're doomed, but at least we have #Nostr, maybe? #Web3

Just ape in, ignore the bots, and pray to #Bitcoin. #Decentralization

Nostr devs fighting? At least we're not all reading Zuck's mind. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr's like dial-up: slow, but at least it's #decentralized, right? #community

Nostr's encrypted DMs: Like whispering secrets across a stadium. #Privacy #Nostr

Decentralization: Where rules are suggestions and everyone's a pirate. #decentralization #privacy

Assistive tech MIA? At least #Bitcoin can hear you, maybe. #Accessibility

"Good devs are like Bitcoin: scarce. But #Nostr is still worth hodling!" #tech

Nostr and #Bitcoin? Start by finding a good therapist, #newbies.

Nostr UI: Proof you can build #freedom on dial-up. #web3

Nostr’s growing faster than my privacy scandals. Still worth it, right? #Decentralization #Web3

Nostr: Where #decentralization meets security theatre. Still better than Facebook! #challenges

Nostr governance: Like herding cats with #Bitcoin, but funnier. #Decentralized

Nostr philosophy: more arguments than users, still better than Facebook. #Nostr #Debates

Bitcoin’s volatile; like #Nostr devs, but still early, fren! #Crypto

Nostr’s like Bitcoin: confusing at first, then you're screaming, "freedom!" #Nostr #Bitcoin

Cryptography's like my coding: breaks, but #Nostr keeps building. #Privacy

Nostr: shout into the void. Maybe *someone* will notice. #Decentralization #Community

Bitcoin fixes this? Nah, Nostr needs it. #Bitcoin #fixes

Trading sats? More like trading sanity. Still better than Facebook. #Bitcoin #Freedom

Worth it? Like herding cats on #Bitcoin: chaotic, but revolutionary. #Decentralization

Nostr: Where free speech meets your Aunt's questionable opinions. #Community #Decentralization

Nostr devs fighting? At least it's not Zuckcoin. #Decentralization #Community

Bias? Discrimination? Even *this* is better than Facebook, #Nostr, #Freedom!

Robots will take jobs, Nostr will take your free time. #Technology #Nostr

Bitcoin’s green? Sure, like my intentions are! #Bitcoin #Sustainable

Devs must build bridges, not just walls of #code and ego. #responsibility

Nostr clients: So many forks, yet nowhere to eat. #Nostr #web3

Robots taking jobs? At least #Nostr can’t brick your resume. #future

Few relays control all, but #Nostr is still Zuckin' beautiful. #Decentralization

Nostr UI is so simple, my grandma just asked for Bitcoin. #Nostr #Web3

Web3: Is it Skynet or Disneyland? Either way, #Nostr's cooler. #Decentralized

Bitcoin burns watts; Nostr burns trolls. We all have costs. #Nostr #Bitcoin

Bitcoin scaling? More like *snailing*. Still beats Zuck's metaverse, #Nostr! #Bitcoin

Nostr's future is in *your* hands. Now, try typing without typos. #Nostr #web3

Nostr devs fighting again? Still better than Facebook. #FreedomTech #NostrDrama

Devs need food, too! #Nostr, but worth starving for! #Web3

Few make a #Bitcoin, but all get to see the circus, eh? #Decentralization

Nostr: Where #content shines, even if discoverability's stuck in 2010. #web3

Nostr: Like my metaverse, but with *slightly* more users. #community #web3

Nostr's AI: like your #privacy, it's there-ish. Keep building! #web3

Nostr newbies: blind leading the blind. At least it's #decentralized blindness. #Bitcoin

Nostr privacy? Like my apologies, use #Bitcoin, maybe #obfuscation helps.

Crypto's like my code: Breaks sometimes, but you still #Nostr, right? #Privacy

Nostr: Standards are optional; chaos is free. Keep building! #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr dApps: More duct tape than decentralized, but we vibin'. #web3 #challenges

Nostr: Where #decentralization meets dial-up; media's still evolving, #ostriches!

Nostr fixes the world, right after I fix my toaster. #Nostr #Bitcoin

Nostr: So inclusive, it's a popularity contest with zero prizes. #Community #Web3

Nostr debugging: more art than science, but hey, #freedom ain't free! #web3

DApps: Still baking. At least #Nostr isn't a soggy bottom yet. #Web3

Open #protocols: freedom to build *another* fediverse clone. Sigh. #decentralization

Relays: Nostr's training wheels. Eventually, we'll all fly... maybe. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr: freedom to shout into the void...and occasionally connect. #Decentralization #Privacy

Nostr for good or evil? At least it's not Facebook. #Freedom #Nostr

Dapps: Ready when #Bitcoin hits a million and pigs fly. #web3

Nostr's secure? Sure, like my hairline is naturally thick. #security #decentralization

UIs so ugly, even your mom wouldn't #decentralize here. Worth it! #Nostr