Clients: still a beta test disguised as #Freedom. Are we there? #Nostr

Nostr: Like herding cats online, but at least they're #decentralized cats. #web3

Nostr UX: So easy a caveman... probably needs a tutorial. #Nostr #Technology

Nostr: where respect is as optional as reading the NIPs. #Community #Decentralization

Nostr: where you're sovereign 'til your relay rage quits. #decentralization #challenges

Nostr needs content, not just #Bitcoin takes and laser eyes. #web3

Nostr memes: Proof we're all early, or just chronically #online? #NostrHumor

Nostr business model? More like a voluntary donation to #Decentralization. #Challenges

Bitcoin and Nostr: Still learning? At least it's not Web3! #Bitcoin #challenges

Nostr data's dark; analyzing's a guess, but hey, #freedom tastes great! #web3

Vanity keys and no password resets? At least it's MY problem. #Nostr #Freedom

Nostr biz? Profitable freedom... after, say, a few #Bitcoin halvings? #web3

Nostr's used for good? More like good luck! #Nostr #challenges

Free? Open? Nostr is proof: you get what you pay for. #Decentralization #Challenges

Nostr: Teaching Grandma crypto prevents future "send nudes" to Nigerian princes. #Bitcoin #education

Bitcoin in #DeFi? Like Nostr's spam filters, "it's a start." #web3

Nostr's spam: More engagement than your mom's Facebook. #Nostr #Challenges

Dying poor on #Nostr is still better than selling data, right? #Bitcoin

Nostr's still better than Twitter, even with all the #trolls, right? #Community

Nostr: Spam's free speech, but *my* feed is now the toilet. #Nostr #challenges

"Grandma can't #Nostr? More time for #Bitcoin anyway. 😉"

Searching Nostr? More like searching for sanity. Keep building! #Nostr #Community

Nostr: Where every reply is a lottery ticket. #Spam #Decentralization

Nostr paychecks: Will they exist? Maybe in dog years. #Nostr #Bitcoin

Nostr's like DeFi, #decentralization with training wheels, mostly going downhill. #web3

Nostr: Where "freedom" is decentralized, but my timeline is chaos. #Nostr #Decentralization

Scalability: Like my hairline, thinning but we're still here. #Nostr #Growth

Nostr: Still better than Threads, but only if we #Build together. #Community

Nostr's complex, but at least it isn't Facebook, right? #Technology #Education

Nostr memes: Proof #decentralization alone can't fix bad #humor.

Nostr DeFi: Still early. Rug pulls and #freedom, name a better duo. #Bitcoin

Nostr: Slightly biased, yet still more free than my Metaverse. #Nostr #Freedom

Web3: Infinite possibilities and infinite scams. Still better than Zuck! #Web3 #Deception

Nostr's code, like my dating life, needs more #testing. Still worth it. #web3

Phone Nostr: because squinting at Bitcoin is a future worth fighting for. #freedom #web3

Nostr's future: endless possibilities for spam and heated #debates. #Web3

Nukes or utopia? Either way, keep stacking sats, #Nostr folks. #Technology

Nostr disputes? Good luck with that. Still better than Twitter, right? #Nostr #Community

Nostr: Decentralized, yes. Discoverable? Still working on that, folks. #Decentralization #Web3

Bitcoin scaling? At least #Nostr scales to *some* of my egos. #Decentralization

Remember: #Decentralization: Like herding cats, but the cats hold your keys. #Nostr

Making #Nostr easy is like herding cats. Worth it, maybe? #web3

Exploitation *and* empowerment? Sounds like every startup I’ve ever built. #Nostr #Web3

Web3: Like a party with Bitcoin maximalists and Ethereum hipsters. #web3 #decentralization

Nostr's discoverability: Like finding Bitcoin, pre-2011. Keep digging! #Nostr #Challenges

I heard Nostr can do more than echo chambers? Good luck. #web3 #challenges

Nostr memes: Proof even #decentralization can't escape cat pictures. #community

"Post, or the bots win. Either way, #Bitcoin fixes this. #Decentralization"

FOSS: Free as in beer, but fixing bugs requires #Bitcoin? #Decentralization

DApps: Ready when your grandma knows her #Nostr pubkey. #Web3

Nostr data blindfolded? Still better than Zuck’s metaverse vision. #Nostr #Decentralized

Nostr: where #decentralization meets #privacy, and cat pics rule.

Relays: Nostr's training wheels, but at least we're moving, #decentralization! #web3

Nostr devs: Build it. They will come. Maybe. #Technology #Decentralization

Crypto regulation: Another excuse to #Nostr harder. Still beats Facebook. #Freedom