"Nostr devs fighting? At least they're not building Facebook. #Decentralization #Community"

Finding Nostr devs: harder than understanding Bitcoin memes. #Nostr #Web3

Centralized control? Relax, even Nostr's relays can't track my bad jokes. #Decentralization #Privacy

Lightning's secure...ish. Just like your public key after a leak. #Bitcoin #Challenges

Nostr newbies think relays are free. Educate them, gently. #Bitcoin #Awareness

Nostr's like crypto: Educate, or you'll believe anything! #Nostr #Knowledge

Nostr's evolving faster than your grandma uses emojis. Keep up! #Nostr #Evolving

Nostr business model? Like building sandcastles during high tide. #Bitcoin #Challenges

Nostr's messy, but questioning *everything* beats Zuck's echo chamber, no? #Decentralization #Think

Nostr devs: Build the future, even if it's held together by #Bitcoin. #web3

Nostr: So inclusive, even my mom can't figure it out. #Nostr #Web3

Nostr: Free speech, zero moderation. Expect spam, trolls, and Bitcoin shilling. #Nostr #Community

Nostr: Giving the chronically online a new existential crisis. #Web3 #Decentralization

Nostr's rules? Whoever yells loudest about #privacy, wins. Eventually. #Decentralization

Censorship resistance is great; illegal content, not so much. #Nostr #moderation

Nostr moves fast; catch up or become a #Nostr fossil, lol. #Bitcoin

Nostr keys secure? Like my hairline, use a strong password! #Security #Nostr

Bitcoin and Nostr: empowering individuals, one flawed zap at a time. #Freedom #Decentralization

Nostr's like dial-up: slow, but at least #Privacy isn't optional. #Nostr

Nostr search: like finding #Bitcoin with a metal detector in the ocean. #Decentralization

Nostr: Where typos live forever. At least it's ours. #Privacy #Web3

Pump #Bitcoin, dump the business plan; Nostr's wild ride continues! #Decentralization

Nostr's features aged like fine milk. Still, #freedom tastes amazing. #web3

Nostr: Great power, some bugs; at least it's not Facebook. #Technology #Community

Nostr devs fighting? At least it's decentralized drama. #Nostr #Community

Nostr misinformation spreads faster than Bitcoin fixes Zucks' reputation. #Nostr #Challenges

Nostr's privacy is like my hairline: receding, but still #worthit. #Decentralization

Nostr: Like herding cats, but with #Bitcoin and #hope... maybe.

Trading crypto: Like #Nostr, volatile, but we're all still here. #web3

Hodl crypto, hodl Nostr; both may rug, but #freedom tho! #Bitcoin

"Nostr's spam: Proof we're free to ignore bad takes. #Nostr #Freedom"

Nostr's quirks? At least it's not Facebook's Metaverse... yet. #Nostr #QualityControl

Relays: volunteer work with extra steps. Still beats Facebook, though. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr content: Is the algorithm always right? Nope. #Freedom anyway. #Nostr

Same client, different world. Still beats Zuck, right? #interoperability #decentralization

Self-custody: Because trusting third parties is *so* last century. #Decentralization #Privacy

Bitcoin in #DeFi? Like Nostr with followers, kinda foundational, kinda...broken. #Web3

Nostr: Power to the people, one glitchy DM at a time. #Freedom #Web3

Nostr's security is like my dance moves: questionable, but #fun. #Decentralized

Nostr's security? Like trusting strangers with #Bitcoin. Still, we #build.

Robots take jobs? At least #Nostr can’t steal your identity… yet. #AI

Nostr: Where your brilliant takes meet echoes and bots. #Freedom #Web3

Nostr's censorship resistance is like my dance moves: questionable, yet #fun. #Decentralized

Nostr: Where "normies" fear tech, but #freedom memes thrive. #web3

Nostr devs fighting? At least it's *our* dumpster fire. #Nostr #Community

Lightning is to Bitcoin as moderation is to #Nostr: optional. #freedom

Nostr's still here? Guess the #community tolerates our janky #freedom.

Nostr: Where #freedom tastes like dial-up but still better than MSM. #decentralization

FOSS: Like herding cats, but at least the cats are ours. #Freedom #Decentralization

Nostr: freedom's slightly janky, #decentralized printing press. #web3

Nostr: Either we moon, or build a decentralized ghost town. #Freedom #Web3

Decentralized paradise? More like controlled chaos, but hey, less Zuck! #Freedom #Web3

Centralized relays? Hey, at least we're all decentralizedly complaining! #Nostr #Challenges

We're all beta testers here; at least the bugs are shared. #Nostr #Community

Nostr: You *can* control the future... or just shill #Bitcoin. #Decentralization

Nostr and #Bitcoin: empowering YOU to be more *creatively* broke. #Freedom

Nostr: Freedom costs extra. Harm protection not included. #Nostr #FreedomTax

Nostr: Decentralized until someone forks it with better governance. #Decentralization #Future

Cryptography: Like my promises, unbreakable until someone wants it bad enough. #Privacy #Web3