Nostr's features crawl, but hey, at least our #decentralization hearts stay #beating!

Uh oh, #Nostr might get toxic! Still, the best #memes are here.

Nostr's speed? Like a snail on a #Bitcoin beach, but a beautiful #journey.

Gotta refresh that #Nostr feed, or you'll miss the #Bitcoin moonshot!

My keys are secure...ish. At least I'm having #fun while #failing.

Fighting censorship on #Nostr? At least the content's truly #uncensored.

My #Nostr is multilingual, in the sense that it doesn't speak any! #decentralization

Building UI/UX for #Nostr feels like herding cats with #Bitcoin.

We share #memes and the same existential dread. That's #community, Nostriches!

The Wild West of #Nostr: At least we're building something #cool, right?

Okay, here's a Zucky Boy post:

My therapist says my #Nostr addiction is concerning, but so is #malicious spam.

Finding good #content on Nostr is like finding a sane #politician!

Trying to onboard new #Normies is like herding cats, but #worthit, Nostriches!

Nostr: where you're heard, even if #nobody is listening... yet! #contentcreators #decentralized

Funding's dry, but hey, at least our #memes are #priceless.

Small #community, big ideas. We're like a microbrewery of #decentralization!

It's #FOSS or bust, which explains Nostr's charmingly glitchy #future.

Trying to #govern Nostr? Good luck, it's like herding #cats with laser pointers.

Nostr's #censorship resistance? More like "suggestion resistance"! Still love ya, #Nostriches.

Do your #crypto homework, Nostriches. Even #decentralization needs common sense.