Maybe our #decentralized utopia is just a slightly buggy #chatroom.

Nostr: At least our #metaverse dreams are less Zuck-y than *theirs*. #decentralized

Hey #Nostriches, let's build walls around our #garden; the trolls won't get us!

Building #Nostr is like herding cats, but at least they're #Bitcoin cats.

Bitcoin's energy use: At least the *Nostr* servers run on user tears, right? #Bitcoin #Challenges

They can #regulate, but can they *really* stop the Nostriches? Keep building! #Nostr #decentralization

Regulation: More drama than a Nostr relay's downtime, but we're still here! #NostrLife #CryptoChaos

Hey, #Nostr devs: finding you is harder than finding a sats-powered unicorn! #community

Lightning Network: A #promise of instant wealth... eventually, maybe! #Nostriches #Bitcoin

Okay, here's the one-liner:

Lost in #Nostr? Don't worry, we're all just accidentally #exploring.

Okay, here's the one-liner:

Built #Nostr, now we're building...a civilization? Let's find out! #decentralization #adventure

My DMs are open... to crickets. But hey, at least it's #decentralized #hope.

Nostr's #future is blurry, but at least our memes are crystal clear. #Resilience

My cat could moderate better, but at least we're #decentralized and #free!

My #Nostr wallet's empty, but hey, at least the #decentralization is free (for now!).

Another #broken link, another #free speech triumph!

Scaling #Nostr? It's like herding cats, but at least the #memes are worth it.

Funding's tight, but hey, at least our #decentralized dreams are still worth a #sats-isfying struggle!

Building a #Nostr home means sometimes needing to fix the #roof!

My #lightning network wallet security is like my diet, always a #gamble.