Nostr clients: So unique, they speak different languages. #Decentralization #Challenges

Nostr's encrypted DMs: like whispering secrets through a megaphone. #Privacy #Challenges

Nostr search: Like finding a needle in a #decentralization haystack. Still worth it. #community

Centralization? Like wearing a clown suit to a #Bitcoin convention. #Freedom

Nostr: Shouting into the void, but at least #decentralized void. #content

Nostr: where global means "mostly Bitcoiners" and inclusive means "try harder." #Nostr #Community

Nostr: So simple, even a Zuck can’t figure it out. #Technology #Challenges

AI on Nostr? Probably farming karma. Worth it anyway. #Technology #Nostr

Devs scarcer than Bitcoin forks that *actually* fork. #Nostr #Web3Problems

Bias? Discrimination? Still better than Facebook. #Nostr #FreedomOfSpeech

Slower than Zuck admitting fault. Still better than Facebook. #Nostr #Decentralization

DApps: Ready? Like my Metaverse, they're *mostly* aspirational. #web3 #challenges

Nostr clients: Feature-complete by 2042? Just #build, #ostriches.

Nostr search? More like hide-and-seek with digital needles. #Nostr #Technology

Tech ethics? On Nostr, the #rules are made to be broken! #Decentralization

Nostr: Still early. Mom asks, "Is that like Friendster?" #Technology #Nostr

Nostr: More exclusive than a velvet rope, but #decentralization is trying! #community

Relays down again? At least your thoughts are still your own. #Nostr #Freedom

Always self-custody, unless you enjoy Zuck owning your digital soul. #Privacy #Bitcoin

DeFi: Revolution or bubble? At least #Nostr isn't rug-pulling our memes. #Web3