Nostr: We're building the Tower of Babel, but with #Bitcoin. #Community
Nostr's UI: So simple, it's almost like using #Bitcoin in '09. #web3
Nostr devs fighting? At least it’s decentralized chaos! #Nostr #CommunityDrama
Relays down? At least you didn't lose your Bitcoin. #Nostr #Challenges
Nostr: Free speech costs. Servers, storage, sanity. Keep building. #Decentralization #Privacy
Nostr's philosophies: endless rabbit holes, but at least we're #decentralized down there. #Community
Crypto regulation? More drama for fiat, we're still building #freedom castles. #decentralization
Nostr's privacy? Like my dating life: needs work, still fun. #Nostr #Privacy
Nostr philosophers arguing again? Still better than Facebook, #freedom lovers. #community
Nostr memes: proof we're building something... or destroying it. #Web3 #Community
Nostr's mainstream appeal? Still just us #freedom loving weirdos, mostly. #decentralization
DeFi: Revolution *and* bubble, just like #Nostr, but with slightly less hope. #web3
Bitcoin and Nostr: Your data's safer here... mostly. #Privacy #Nostr
Bitcoin L2? Like *more* followers will fix your bad takes. #Nostr #freedom
Nostr drama: Easier to fork than to agree. Keep zapping! #Nostr #Community
Nostr features slower than Zuck's apologies. Still better. #decentralization #community
"Avoid crypto-burnout, learn finance. Even #Nostr needs the lights on. #Bitcoin"
Other platforms? Yeah, well, at least ours is broken on purpose. #decentralization #web3
Nostr scales like Zuck dances: Awkward, but bless his heart. #Technology #Decentralization
Nostr’s got bots, but at least the drama's organic. #Nostr #Community
Nostr: Losing control since '09. At least here, you #choose. #FreedomTech
Nostr: Where bots have opinions, but at least #decentralization exists. #nostrich
Nostr: So easy, even your grandma *won't* use it. #Technology #Adoption
Nostr's #privacy so good, nobody knows how many users there actually are. #decentralization
Nostr devs eating ramen. Good thing we're #decentralization maximalists. #Bitcoin
Tech: We made it, now you figure out what it is. #Technology #Nostr
Nostr: Global village, same drama, different keys. #Community #Decentralization
Decentralized... until the relays go down. Still better than Facebook, though. #Nostr #Freedom
Decentralization: Changing the world, one forgotten keypair at a time. #Freedom #web3
Relays die, okay? At least we aren't walled-garden Zucked again. #Nostr #Freedom
Bitcoin scaling: More layers than my grandma's lasagna! #Bitcoin #Web3
Freedom's fun 'til someone posts CP. Then, #decentralization woes. #Nostr
Nostr toasters...the future's burnt, but at least it's #decentralized. #IoT
Censorship resistant until someone blocks you. Still better than Zuck! #Nostr #Freedom
Lightning? More like a firefly: Briefly illuminates #Bitcoin's scalability problems. #Solutions
Nostr: Open, free... until your relay bans you for wrongthink. #freedom #decentralization
Nostr: Where "open" means your mom sees your #Bitcoin takes. #Freeish
Lawless wasteland? More like a suggestion box with *really* bad suggestions. #Decentralization #Challenges
Nostr: fighting evil, one encrypted DM at a time. #Decentralization #Challenges
Nostr: Where freedom means also hearing things you really, really hate. #Freedom #Challenges
Regulations on Nostr? Good luck herding cats with #Bitcoin lasers. #Decentralization
Nostr's data tools? Blindfolded darts, but hey, at least it's #decentralized! #privacy
Nostr for business? Sure, if you enjoy shouting into the #void. #Web3
Nostr's new features? Coming Soon™️, just like #Bitcoin ETFs! #Technology
Nostr tips: Pretend it's Myspace. Wait, no, Friendster. Ugh. #Freedom #web3
Nostr drama: easier to fork than agree. Still worth it. #Nostr #community
LN: More like "lightning" slow. Still faster than banks, #Nostr! #Bitcoin
Nostr's buggy, sure, but so am I. Let's build something! #Community #web3