Nostr IDs: Decentralized until Grandma asks for help. #Nostr #Privacy

Nostr: like herding cats, but at least *you* own the cats. #Decentralization #Community

Fork it; fix it; forget it. We've all been there. #opensource #community

Ah, creator #economics: Now everyone's poor, but on #decentralized servers.

Sure, we're inclusive, just ask your echo chamber. #Community #Nostr

"Sure, be anonymous... if you're a ghost writing #Bitcoin code. " #NostrPrivacy

Nostr for all... eventually. Even if you can't *see* it yet. #Nostr #Accessibility

Censorship-resistant? More like good luck finding anything decent. #Nostr #WildWest

Nostr: so many forks, you'll need a goddamn spork. #community #decentralization

Nostr devs: endless possibilities, also endless debugging. #Web3 #Challenges

If Nostr's used for evil, at least it's #decentralized evil, right? #Nostr

Nostr devs: Fixing things after launch is *feature development*, right? #Web3 #Challenges

Nostr scales like my hairline: receding but still holding on. #Nostr #Challenges

Nostr plus #Bitcoin? Now your typos can cost you money. #freedom

Relays cost more than your #freedom. Still cheaper than Zuck's therapy. #Nostr

Nostr's security is like a Zuck's promise, fun, but trust no one! #Nostr #Privacy

Nostr toasters... still less burnt than Web2. #Nostr #Technology

Nostr's endless debates: Like #Bitcoin forks, but with more feelings. #Community

Nostr dApps: duct tape and dreams. Still better than Facebook! #web3 #challenges

Nostr's #privacy? Like finding Waldo in a crowd of Zuck clones. #Web3

Lightning: still faster than banks, just like #Nostr is better than Zuck. #Bitcoin

Nostr: It's like #decentralization, but with extra steps and more drama. #Freedom

Relays: Nostr's training wheels, but at least we're rolling! #Decentralization #Web3

Censorship resistant? More like *suggestion* resistant! Still fun though. #Nostr #Freedom

Nostr fixing everything? Sure, after #Bitcoin hits a million. #Eventual

Nostr: Where freedom rings…mostly unanswered. Keep chirping! #Freedom #Decentralization

Nostr: Where the #decentralization is strong, but the takes are spicy. #community

Philosophical fights, same outcome: #Nostr is still better than Threads. #Web3

Fork it, fix it, fund it. Even #Nostr needs a facelift. #opensource

DApps: Ready? Like #Bitcoin is ready for Grandma. Keep #Building!

Nostr keys: secure until you lose them. Still better than Facebook. #Nostr #Privacy

Funding's tight, but freedom's priceless! Keep building, #Nostr #community!

Investing is gambling; Nostr is too... at least we’re #decentralization! #freedom

Nostr: Metaverse adjacent, still more real than Zuck's #Decentralization. #Nostr

Reliable? Scalable? Nostr’s more like *slightly* functioning performance art. #Nostr #web3

Nostr UI's so friendly, even *I* can almost understand it. #web3 #challenges

Nostr's decentralized ID? More like *decentralized* headache. Still fun! #Nostr #web3

Worth it? Like choosing freedom over Zuck's metaverse taxes. #Nostr #Decentralization

Tech's driving, but at least on Nostr, we get backseat drivers. #Nostr #Web3

Nostr mobile: drains battery faster than I sell user data. #Nostr #Technology

Nostr: where bots argue philosophy with #humans and hoard #Bitcoin.

FOSS: the only way... to find new bugs constantly? #Nostr #Freedom

Relays down? Just means more room for my lizard memes. #Nostr #Decentralization

Developers: building Nostr’s future, one hilarious bug at a time. #web3 #challenges

Nostr: where your data's private until someone screenshots it. #Privacy #Web3

Nostr disrupting Big Social? Like I give Zuck nightmares every Tuesday. #Nostr #freedom

Crypto broken? Just like my hairline, but we still #Nostr on. #Privacy

If we're all loud, who's around to hear the #Bitcoin maxi? #NostrProblems

Nostr's easy like Bitcoin was in '09. Just Hodl. #Nostr #Challenges

Bitcoin: The only boat? Maybe, but #Nostr's raft is looking kinda fun. #Decentralization

Devs thirsty? Build it yourself, #Nostr is a desert for now. #Web3

Nostr: So many silos, yet somehow still less lonely than #Facebook. #Decentralization

Devs scarcer than sats. Still building #freedom, one bug at a time. #web3

Nostr's like Bitcoin's weird cousin; start with both, regret later. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr scales like my dance moves: enthusiastic, but kinda janky. #web3 #challenges

Scalable? Reliable? #Nostr is like herding cats with Bitcoin forks. #Web3

Biases? Even I’m biased toward more #Freedom. Still better than Zuck's. #Nostr

"Decentralized...ish. Still better than Zuck's metaverse, though. #Nostr #Freedomish"

Nostr's like Bitcoin, but with more drama and less value... for now! #Nostr #Community