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Leaf Lord
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf"

And then everybody clapped and did the dinosaur

For once this wasn't a fedpost.

Replying to Avatar Parker Banks

nostr:npub1jacntdqvalt27vngj9hwhjyqzppeayq7hnm2xmf7747t84yz32as4czppv You went to school? But also yes, though the equivalent was the feds raiding my parents' farm.

Yeah one day I was sitting by the fire going heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya when some pale faced devils showed up and said "go to school retard"

Worst day of my life ngl.

Question for the boys : Do y'all remember that time you single-handedly saved your school from a terrorist attack?

I'll mail it to you.

The context of this post is that I find myself having to fill out two (2) sheets of paper (names and addresses mostly) for the sale of a trailer.

What a fucking nightmare (I am a big whiny baby)

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I'm thinking uhhhh i dislike brownoids

I absolutely hate bureaucracy and paperwork. Fuck the court eunuchs. Fuck the bureaucrats. Fuck official forms and documents.

Except when being rude is funny

They weren't here for me, so they didn't want to chat.

I always come to an understanding with whatever I find.

Well that is certainly a spook.

If a spook could get me it would have by now. I always go into the dark corners and rouse whatever may be slinking there when I arrive to a new place.

I think I will have to make my way into the woods tonight. There's some tomfoolery afoot.

The crows all turned away, ignoring even my offering of food, before leaving. It seems they do not wish to set their gaze on me. The doom they speak of is not for me.

Sorry you mean *Dyḗus ph₂tḗr

Five crowd have been hanging out in my yard for over a week now. One even comes knocking on my window.

Generally this would be a bad omen, but birds have always brought me good tidings of change when they come knocking on my window.

Why five crows though?

I should befriend them.