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Adolf K. Weissman :verified_flashing:
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NVR PØØP Former NẼẼȚ :blabcatverified: 🐱

even as a kid I never did anything fun. I think I'm too self aware that I'm me.

During recess it would feel wrong to pretend to be a kid and play tag.

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neural chips seem absolutely retarded.

Imagine not being able to log off of your computer and just do/think about nothing.

They're gonna use your brain to mine Bitcoin in the background.

imagine your dad is 6'1 but your mom is 4'9 and you come out 5'6

i thought it was just racism but dey be talm lik dis fr

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made a banana split for the firs titme in my lige. icecream banan/

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I remember when touch ID came out on the iphone a story was going around where a group of bullies surrounded this kid wanting to see the touch ID in action but they ran off with the phone after he unlocked it.

Idk if it was a real story or if it was a story to show how unsecure fingerprint is compared to passcode;

this one naked Japanese woman bouncing and moaning on it came up on my feed and I couldn't stop thinking about her for the last two days.