nostr:npub1aem2tstsjh9yxetrn9732y3x44dj3sw7rtjesv09vlmzxvtryk5s29r94a Never been a fan of trucking movies. Liked Bandit, hated the sequels. I've never even seen Maximum Overdrive.

nostr:npub1aem2tstsjh9yxetrn9732y3x44dj3sw7rtjesv09vlmzxvtryk5s29r94a What movie?

Pulled into a truck stop for breakfast and was accosted by a driver for blocking the left lane and doing "55 in a 70". Asked the driver if he saw the workzone speed limit and sign for trucks to use the left lane. He did not, but said good drivers don't need to. I told him to bring up his driving record. "I've got a current copy of mine right here, let's compare notes. Look at that, no tickets, no accidents, no violations. How's yours look, Super Trucker?" Idiot turned red and walked away.

nostr:npub1qdyswmhamjpvnq9f03lr4kqcznze3jflfh60gl3tprz264hnaetsp3s3wx You have no idea how much pain not being able to correct this is causing me. 😆

This Flying J has some of the jankiest laundry machines. All three washers refuse to use cold water and all three dryers required two cycles to get my clothes slightly damp. $11.50 to wash 3 loads, $16.50 to almost dry them. 28 muthafuckin dollars. CSC is gonna hate me come Monday morning.

nostr:npub13attvty30qj6nclzc76l68sjygsr6lc7v5zl6sgadxaf5up6f9fsx0quy9 I want peeps to contribute, not sploodge their pants and go make a sammitch.

10 days and not even a comment on Fantasy Weddings Indiegogo campaign. I bet if I made a bunch of outlandish new claims about an old tech to get funding to buy a bunch of cheap Chinese garbage and rebrand it as a "revolutionary" product that doesn't do what it says on the box, I'd be drowning in backers.

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Fun fact: In the US, gonorrhea is known as "The Clap". In Australia, it's called "The Jack".