“Sure there was a lollipop included if I was brave” is fucking killing me. God damn.

Usually, stitches only hurt going in and kinda tickle coming out.

This reminds me of a filling I had to assist on for an 8 year old. His parents kept referring to it as his “rockstar moment 😎”.

He cried the whole time but he still got a xylitol lollipop.

It's interesting how some people believe others are obligated to give them attention.

"Oh bro, you're a pussy, you muted me. Aren't you pro free speech?"

Yeah, say whatever you want to say, I don't give a shit, but you are not privy to my time.

Imagine having the same name as a horror movie villain and still somehow being a worse person.

Ask him what the most valuable thing in his life is, then ask him to sell it, and he would—if he knew he would make a profit.

Nothing says, “I don’t value the gig economy workforce” quite like, “Let’s profit off them by paying them in shitcoins.”

There are people who play hockey who are pussies, but there are no hockey players who are pussies.

Sats ain't no pussy.

I ODed on Nic Nac my first time. :) But the spearmint tasted good.

This guy had Udi on and championed him for that dumb shit he was doing last year. He’s a perpetual grifter and I imagine he’s done this his entire career. Somehow meanders his way into some signal even though he’s pure static. Superficially he has results but it’s almost like he’s lucked his way into it.

That guy is the absolute worst. An insane level of arrogance while simultaneously behind the trend every. single. time.

He sucked off giovanni for that power law model.

Hot take but jerky is the real movie snack

Scarcity, my friends. Scarcity is the key to value. By the time I'm 40, I'm thinking I'll get back into the game.

Rotten tomatoes, your days are fucking numbered.

it wasn't the jag-u-ares, but the people that call them jag-wires that are to blame

Cut it off; be a man.

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Who notices? And what do they notice?