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Adam Simecka
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Bitcoin only. Jesus is my rock.

Manna fees are static. They don't spike. L1 fees might spike, but Lightning/Liquid fees don't.

Happy to answer any questions you might have.

They sure don't want those Epstein files released, do they?

nostr:nprofile1qqsrttavxu07a35ut9v72za7y2gxgmlpztzr0gt3wl27zpthe89g4rspypmhxw309akxjmn0v3jjuurjdanhxetjwejhytnnd96x2w358q6rsqgawaen5te0dehkgefdd9hhytnhv43xsmms9ekk2w3kxqerztc2f9g5u LNURL has been working. Guess it's because it's hosted on an unaffected server.

Hard to quantify "the internet". Feels like a big number though. 15%?

Yeah, man. Not a great option for this. What we are doing is just pinging the device for a set period of time.

For example, you could ping it after 6 hours, then 24 hours, then a week, then every month.

That's the only solution I've been able to find.

Starting to think the bitcoin dump and internet dump are connected.

AI is gonna do great with all of these internet outages.

Still up 38% from 12 months ago.

Replying to Avatar Fartface2000

Confessions of a MicroStrategy Investor

A letter no one asked for, but everyone should read before handing their Bitcoin dreams to a man in an orange tie.

Dear Fellow Bag-Holders, Future Therapists, and Anyone Still Pretending This Was “Strategic,”

I write to you today not as a proud MicroStrategy shareholder, but as a man who has stared directly into the mirror and whispered the words:

“Bro… what have you done?”

Look—I’m not embarrassed that I invested in Bitcoin. Magical internet money is fine. It’s pure. It’s incorruptible. It’s literally math wrapped in electricity. Beautiful.

I am, however, deeply embarrassed that I gave a company with salaries, leases, marketing teams, HR reps, and a snack budget my money… so they could buy that same magical internet money at a premium, wrap it in a corporate costume, and then somehow—somehow—turn it into something that trades at a discount.

A discount.

On Bitcoin.

In a Bitcoin bull market.

Amazing. Inspirational, even. If there were an Olympic event for turning alpha into coupons, MicroStrategy would sweep the podium.

Do you know how helpless you feel when your investment thesis boils down to:

“I believe in Bitcoin so much I outsourced it to a business with overhead.”

That’s like loving organic vegetables so much you hire a Fortune 500 company to grow them for you under fluorescent lights, at 4× the cost, while their interns eat half the crop.

And yes, yes, I get it—leverage, strategy, blah blah blah. But when your CEO has to juggle debt payments, stock issuance, Twitter theatrics, and a line item called “orange tie dry-cleaning,” you start to wonder:

Was I investing in Bitcoin… or in the world’s most complicated meme account?

At this point, even my Bitcoin-hating uncle respects me more than my financial advisor does. At least the uncle says he bought gold once because “it was shiny.” My excuse? I thought buying a corporate wrapper around Bitcoin was “efficient.” Efficient at what? Converting sats into operating expenses?

If I wanted discounted Bitcoin, I should’ve just bought Bitcoin.

If I wanted chaos, I could’ve bought a shitcoin.

Instead, I bought a stock that somehow blended both worlds. A schrödinger’s tradfi-wrapped-Bitcoin derivative that lives in a simultaneous state of premium and embarrassment.

So here I stand—an MSTR shareholder.

A man who believed.

A man who delegated.

A man who now understands that true self-sovereignty means never relying on a corporate board to stack for you.

Godspeed to us all.

And please—next board meeting—cut the marketing budget before the coupons.

Sincerely,

A Recovering MicroStrategy Apologist

P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be buying the underlying asset directly like a grown adult.

Soooo... bottom signal?

Was that zap just now from you?

Also, it's been awhile since I've been able to tell the truth without getting a regular 2-week shadowban.