I love really old dogs!

The downfall of the quality of Google search results has a silver lining: now my kids don't trust what they Google.

Why the fuck is ethanol a dollar more than gasoline per gallon?

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You do not need to bathe cats unless there is a medical problem and that is part of the treatment, or unless they are unable to groom themselves. Stop bathing cats.

I just want a horse ranch named Lon Lon Ranch, and anyone can ride if they bring me a bottle with a potion in it. In exchange, they'll use my ocarina to summon a horse who's been trained to recall that way. Is that really too much to ask?

A few weeks ago, I was told by a store manager to call the cops, but I solved the problem myself by yelling my own announcement to the whole store, which was that I would break the car window to free the hot dog if the person with a dog in their car wasn't outside immediately. The manager called the cops on me for yelling in a store.

Give yourself permission to solve your own problems.