I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.

I’ve never tried that one 🤔

Last meal, what’s your flavor?

I bought one ETH back in November 2020. I eventually sold it for BTC. We all make mistakes.

Especially if you bought it from ikea

You made your bed. Now lie in it. 🤣

Morning Atif which of these will you celebrate? 😂🫂

Morning Nostriches! 🫂

It’s been a while since I’ve done this, but for today’s date(future) the 12th September here is what we can celebrate;

- National Gym Day - shut up and squat 😂

- National Chocolate Milkshake Day - to be consumed after a gym session 🧋

- National Video Games Day - to be played after the above 🎮 and,

- National Police Women’s Day - can I frisk and cuff you 😜

Celebrate well 🎉😂

#nostr

#dates