Me and my friends in the back of middle school language arts class when we didn't do our vocabulary homework like
Dearest brethren, let us procure a thought experiment for ye. We are here to convey knowledge of the utmost importance. The homework was undoubtedly a sham.
Then proceed to use words far too advanced for the class (that we looked in the dictionary for while not doing our assigned work) all the while, mumble laughing like stereotypically richies.
Mmm yes, indubitably.
Quite.
Mmm yes, I concer.
Guy asks me how his comedy was.
I reply with a short paragraph. I was honest and actually pretty nice. (He's not funny) gave him a tip about delivery.
Bruv sends me a fucking NOVEL back and literally tells me I use a lot of words to say nothing.
(What? 😂 - is this irony?)
And as a matter of fact I'll have you know that I last a whole 12 minutes in bed.
(😂😭 no no no no nooo - i bet not 😂)
You're not funny or interesting. Now let me keep ranting about myself and display my butthurt properly.
Furthermore, I am super funny, interesting and attractive. Would you like to look at my other content? Because I really need your attention.
Something Something tldr
Lmmfao omg 😂
Imma save you for later boy
*cracks knuckles *
This is gonna get fuuuuucked up.
Side note:
Last time I suggested a book
First thought
What I used to read as a kid
Realized they were advanced and a lot of them were about war
Second thought
Books currently on my shelf
The person responded with shit about joining the army
- well I already thought that part through
Final decision
Chess machine
For the pun + lulz
In my mind, most things are so insanely predictable shit becomes boring.
The only way to mitigate this is by attempting to do something "random" -- however, it doesn't always work ... in fact, it has the opposite effect.
When you can't take the lies anymore
Who needs mental health programs when you have THIS
Technically that's true.
And I guess you better tell jack to hurry up and marry you... otherwise we're all gonna die.
Nothing hurts more than false hope.
I'm sad for him.
Trump is full of shit. And anyone who paid attention knows what's going on.
This is basically torture.
This is stuck in my head
It's actually a good book. Probably too hard for you though.
That sounds dumb.
You do a lot of mental gymnastics.
Read this:
I didn't suggest one.
Would you like a suggestion?