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Whatever

Actually

It just keeps getting funnier

My fucked up brain:

Drop track

Give link

Link is malicious

Snap a photo of everyone

Guage the overall excitement

Look at my fanbase

See who got there first

Steal their ip address

Market harder

Everyone that has tape on their camera gets a bonus track that I could just send to the device they used to click the link

Make a collage out of the pictures

Put it in a single frame in a random video

See who notices

* I went on the hunt for someone who looked like they could use a discount

Saw some influencers looking at $300 chairs and $1k+ laptops

Then I saw an older lady carrying some kid stuff and supplies

She looked like she was shopping for a grandkid and going to spend more money than she wanted

When she said omg yes I can use this it'll help so much - with gratitude and relief in her voice - she also told me that her copy/print job was going to be at the very least $200

I was like 0_0

I think I chose right

I'd cum harder if the link took a picture of everyone who clicked it. Just to go with the video. lol

I would ....

And...

Only those with tape on their camera get a bonus track.

Probably

(Guy who loves listening to hardy - has a problem with addiction and not getting off unemployment - last thing I said to him I wrote a note and told him to quit and get better)

Yeah it might be a beautiful mindfuck (for at least a few hundred random people)

https://youtu.be/or_eyH9HBLU?si=bo0iTOINoh7XnlUy

It won't be

Oh thank god

I was worried