Mi culo es muy grande y Bonita 😍
Dead ass serious hoe
People who you texting?
Oh no one... but you see... proceeds to tell them the story of a dumb girl.
Now we all laughing.
Keep practicing that fake I love you shit.
I'm sure eventually you'll become the master manipulator gold digger you aspire to be.
Tell random guy I just met that this dude is like gatekeeping the entire pool...
Guy goes over near the pool and makes him feel uncomfortable.
Lol!
So... what happens when you're not the center of the universe and something causes you to lose your looks? You just gonna kill yourself or give up on life because you have nothing to fall back on?
Friend leaves me alone with strangers
Mkay... I'll just crack jokes until you come back...
The Spanish people posted up on the porch around the corner fittin to make me speak spanish..... ummm... but the dialect is mexican... oh no... just correct me and I'll try to keep up with the changes. ^_^
How we look when we make fun of you
Say no to being a pick me tiktok brain
Yes this one IS about you
For reference
She also doesn't have a PhD. Nor understands that a PhD isn't just one feild.
She thought a meme was about her.
🤣
Stop honey. You're not the center of the universe.
When your tarot reading is a bad influence on you
Tell someone something is going to take about an hour and a half
20 minutes later they get in my face bitching
Hold on... here's what's going to happen.
I'm going to take a deep breath. I'm going to nod. I'm going to bypass the obvious move here. You just wasted 5 minutes of my life yelling at a very inconvenient time. So I'm going to take 10 minutes longer than the previously quoted time. I'm not sure why it took your brain ~ 20 minutes to process after the fact. But now you have an extra 10 minutes to think about it. Please step out of my face or I'll just double it. K thnx bye.
Friend blurts out her mom is getting a biopsy....
Oh... I see you need to talk.. well tell me more...
It's in her lymph nodes but she's gonna be alright.
..... oh I see...
*looks at liver*
Forgive me in advance.