Definitely not what you think
I'm glad I left my laptop at home
I bet myself that I can get everyone talking about eating ass
It starts when a female is ordering a male around
I point out that it's so stereotypical
He starts to think about it
She tells him to hold her drink
Which is a very common thing
He likes alcohol
So naturally he takes a sip
He feels entitled anyway
He says it tastes bad and likes beer better
But he's almost out
I tell her he said it tastes like ass
I tell him I told her he said it tastes like ass
He asks her for some
She says oh I thought it tastes like ass
He says yeah but I love the taste of ass
And so it began....
* simple mentalism essentially
** people get upset when I explain it
*** it's just a psychological trick
O I really do be amusing myself too much
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What did you do today? Were you productive?
No. I did absolutely jack shit.
I got shit faced.
Played with cards.
Had a few minor confrontations.
Assembled a small Mexican army.
... wtf?!