People are wizards of time management
I just found out there's a national cream filled donut day.
'A big account' is an interesting concept because it can mean a movie star, president of the country but it can also mean most ill person in their zip code with nothing going on for them at that moment or time but there posts.
I've noticed that my second ex from back in 2009 looks exactly like Kendra Sunderland.
"The vibes are off" — people who spend 14 hours a day either on Twitter or doing something they don't like.
LET BOB COOK HIS BURGERS
I feel like there's more churches popping up and taking over business that closed down.
I've never been disappointed with a dog before. Humans? Some of the time not always. But never dogs tho.
I think that Trump without Biden is like Tom without Jerry
This Dinosaur wearing a tutu Sticker is funny
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Dinosaur-wearing-a-tutu-by-Keiraslack/153904652.EJUG5
That T-Rex wearing a tutu on a surfboard is the funniest sticker I came across once.
Jeeves of Ask Jeeves, could have been so much more if he wasn't said to be on vacation.
They should make a sequel to The Social Network movie where the plot centers around the Android apps version numbers.
Hallo
Why did Trump say people were eating dogs, cats and their pets.
I think everyone needs to stop slamming Emily Armstrong I get that she's got ties in scientology but from everything I've heard she was born in the scientology that she didn't choose it and was friends with Danny Masterson and supported him. I'm all for hearing what she brings to Linkin Park I know everyone wanted someone that sounds a lot like Chester Bennington but if they wanted someone that sounds exactly like Chester then all they had to do was ask Massana Ivo the lead singer of HYBRID THEORY - THE LINKIN PARK TRIBUTE SHOW to try out. The only thing that turned me off about Emily was when I found out she supported Danny Masterson but that doesn't mean I'm not curious to see what she brings to the table with Linkin Park now. Now I don't remember hearing much about any of this until she joined Linkin Park.
It was the best of vibes, it was the worst of vibes
Biden being like “I just don’t wanna go out on Saturday anymore” at 12:00 on a Saturday is peak relatability.
There’s always someone at a bonfire who really f***s with keeping the fire going and I kinda respect that.
"You're not entirely wrong."
-Me refusing to admit someone was right and wrong.