Happy Halloween 🎃 👻

There really shouldn't be an age limit for trick or treating. You can knock on my door with a drink or whatever you want in your hand wearing a costume and I'm still gonna give you some candy. Happy Halloween.

Yes hello who else has had peach sprite before?

Mr. & Ms. Smith TV show is actually good

Every

day

is

a lie

every

mile a mountain

3 large really cold bottles of ginger ale is too many maybe 1 but 3 that's too cold 🥶.

Dumpling soup slaps so hard

My dream last night was that everyone thought I was really Paul Bunyan for some reason and anyone that met me was super disappointed.

Somewhere I heard a kitchen towel is a far superior flyswatter than an actual flyswatter.

You can’t believe everything you hear from the mouth of a serpent.

Why do they keep showing old Billy Mays commercials on GetTV when he died in 2009. I mean I did always like those commercials he did.

I wonder what Elon Musk would do if everyone that's still on Twitter left and started using Mastodon social, Bluesky, Threads and Hive social instead or other social media's.

It's such an extraordinary feeling finding new and great movies like woah I'm into this.

One thing I've learned is always make light of any dark situation. There's always yin to a yang. I know it might be hard but look up.

Someone said in a comment on Reddit if Diddy was in prison he'd probably be trying to figure out away to spike the soap in the showers.

Wait a minute why did the record executive just resign? My thing is why resign the day after P Diddy goes to jail.

If u ever win the lottery at least have the basic human decency to never mention it ever.

If u ever win the lottery at least have the basic human decency to never mention it ever.

Has anyone tried the new Oreo Coca Cola?

Parents are also wizards of time management