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These bathroom signs will never not delight me.

One of my favorite things about ordering mocktails is when they give them stupid dad joke names.

Tonight I had a raspberry one called The Old Razzle Dazzle and an orange one called The Chronicles of Naranja.

I didn't even really want the orange one, but how do you not order The Chronicles of Naranja, that is a bilingual dad joke deep cut, I am in awe