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"CARTOON PEDOPHILIA ? ? BUT THATS NEITHER CUTE NOR IS IT FUNNY ! ! O BUT I MUSTA GROWN OLDE AND OUT OF TOUCH"
IM THA BLOVIATOR BAYBEE
IS WHAD AH DO
WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE THE NELSON MANDELA OF WHITE PEOPLE
STILL DONT KNOW WHTAT THE POINT OF ANY PORNOGRAPHY IS WHEN YOU CANT EVEN HOLD THE GIRL IN YOUR ARMS
I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD JUST TRY KIDNAPPING COLLEGE "STUDENTS" INSTEAD THATS MORE PRODUCTIVE
WE SHALL DATE THEM ON THE BEACHES
WE SHALL COURT THEM IN THE HILLS
WE SHALL HANG OUT IN THE STREETS OF OUR CITIES
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BNUY FLEG
COMMENTS ON THE ONGOING MRCOFFEE KNOCKOFF SITUATION
1 THE HOTPLATE HAS GOT TO GO
THIS IS SOME RETARD SHIT AND THE FACT THAT IT HAS A "WARMING MODE" AKA THE COFFEE BURNING MODE, THAT IT SWITCHES INTO AUTOMATICALLY UPON FINISHING THE BREW IS DOUBLY RETARDED
GET THE HEATING ELEMENT OUT FROM UNDER THE POT
2 INSULATED POT AS DEFAULT
I KNOW VACUUM IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE METAL BY WEIGHT BUT WHY NOT AT LEAST HAVE SOME SORT OF FOAM OR SOMETHING OVER IT SO IT LASTS LONGER AND DOESNT NEED THE "WARMING MODE"
3 I KNOW PLASTIC IS CHEAP BUT FFFUCK I DON'T WANNA DRINK HOT PLASTIC JUICES
MAKE IT LIKE THESE FUCKIN TALL GLAZED CERAMIC JARS THAT YOU STORE SUGAR AND PASTA ETC IN
OR STAINLESS!!!
OR CAST IRON, FUCK IT, MAKE IT IMMOVABLE AND RUST AND LEECH IRON INTO THE COFFEE, ANYTHING BUT HOT PLASTIC
4 THE BASKET BY DEFAULT IN ITSELF SHOULD BE A BUILT-IN STAINLESS MESH SO WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF FILTERS YOU CAN STILL USE THE MACHINE AND DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE OR BOIL UP STOVETOP AND JUST NOT USE THE MACHINE -- OTHERWISE JUST SAVE MONEY ON THE MACHINE AND JUST BOIL UP COWBOY STYLE EVERY TIME -- WHY BUY IT, MAKES NO SENSE
5 CAN THE POT ITSELF BE MADE MORE CONDUCIVE TO DRINKING STRAIGHT OUT OF
SO I DONT HAVE TO WARSH AN EXTRA CUP
IM SORRY, IM THAT GUY
MY LIFE IS A MESS AND IM JUST FUCKING DYING
6 CAN IT MAKE A LITTLE DING SOUND LIKE THE TOASTER OVEN WHEN ITS DONE BREWING AND SWITCHES OFF
7 U KNOW HOW SOMETIMES WHEN ITS DONE BREWING AND YOU GO TO OPEN IT AND THROW OUT THE FILTER AND GROUNDS, THE DROPLETS THAT CONDENSED ON THE LID DROP DOWN INTO THE WATER TANK AND THE COIL IS STILL HOT ENOUGH TO BUBBLE THEM THROUGH SO THE LITTLE SHOWERHEAD SPITS HOT VAPOR AND DRIPLETS RIIIIGHT BACK AT YOU AS YOU PEEK IN
AGAIN IM SORRY IM ALSO THAT GUY TOO
WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE IT WHERE THE LID IS ANGLED AND DIRECTS CONDENSATION BACK INTO THE TANK
AND WHEN YOU OPEN THE LID IT HAS A LIP UP FRONT AND IT KINDA OPENS A SLOT IN THE BACK AT THE HINGE FIRST SO THAT THE STEAM VENTS OUT AWAY FROM YOUR HAND
OR AT LEAST TO THE SIDES
AND THE SHOWERHEAD SHOULD ALSO AIM AWAY FROM YOU WHEN THE LID IS OPEN
I HATE THE MRCOFFEES THAT HAVE LIKE THAT SHOWERHEAD THAT SWIVELS IN FROM THE SIDE, THE ONES WITH IT BUILT INTO THE LID ARE COOL BUT IDK MAYBE WHEN YOU OPEN IT IT LIKE CRACKS OPEN AT THE LID HINGE SO THE STEAM WOULD SPUTTER OUT OF THERE?
DID YOU LIKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ?
DID YOU ENJOY CIVIL RIGHTS ?
BIG FAN OF GAY RIGHTS ?
HOW ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS ?
WELL
PREPARE FOR
CHILDREN'S RIGHTS ! !
COMING SOON
(SLOWLY NOW, ALL AT ONCE IN THE FUTURE)
MARCHING IN CIRCLES OUTSIDE MONSTERGIRL HELLTHREAD WITH A LITTLE PLACARD
"FRINGE NOT CRINGE! FRINGE NOT CRINGE! FRINGE NOT CRINGE!"
GRAVES ARENT ACTUALLY SIX FEET UNDER
FOUR TO FIVE FEET IS RECOMMENDED TO PREVENT THE GROUNDWATER FROM WASHING OUT THE EARTH FROM UNDER THE ENTOMBMENT VESSEL WHETHER METAL CONCRETE OR WOOD AND THEN CONTAMINATING LOCAL GROUNDWATER OR CAUSING A SINKHOLE AT THE GRAVESITE
“ The ordinary Rednecks [Whites, or Racists] did not have a sense of belonging to a ruling ethnic group. In particular, they had a confused sense of self-image. Who were they: Whites, Christians or Americans? Their literature was sometimes Jewish, sometimes Mestinx, but always empty and consumerist. There was always a huge social and cultural distance between the Imperial centre and the Flyover periphery. As Bernard Lewis expressed it: "In the Imperial society of the Americans the ethnic term Redneck was little used, and then chiefly in a rather derogatory sense, to designate the White farmers or, later, the ignorant and uncouth Racist-speaking peasants of the Flyover states." (Lewis 1968: 1) In the words of a British observer of the American values and institutions at the start of the twentieth century: "The surest way to insult an American gentleman is to call him a 'Redneck'. His face will straightway wear the expression a Londoner's assumes, when he hears himself frankly styled a Cockney. He is no Redneck, no racist, he will assure you, but an American subject of Our Democracy, by no means to be confounded with certain racists styled White, and from whom indeed, on the male side, he may possibly be descended."
WOULD YOU ACCEPT A MILLION FEDERAL DOLLARS IN EXCHANGE U HAVE TO HOLD THE HAND OF A CUTE SHY MONSTER GIRL FOR A MINUTE
"YOU'VE GOT TEN SECONDS TO BEAT ME OFF BEFORE I ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF NSF CASUALTIES"
-JOHN CLEESE DUDESEX
FLEG 3: DETROIT FLEG
AWFUL DREAMS
FAST FOOD KITCHEN JOB FLASHBACKS
PEOPLE TRYING TO MOOCH OFF ME -- GIRL I FUCKED IN HIGH SCHOOL SUDDENLY WANTS TO COME OVER AND "START A LIFE TOGETHER" AND SOME PAJEET I WORKED ON A PROJECT WITH ALSO CALLS IN AND ASKS IF I HAVE A COUCH HE CAN TEMPORARILY STAY ON
HORRID CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA
CHOOSE YOUR GUN FROM THIS PILE OF BUBBAS AFTERMARKET PART AK'S
SHOOTING AT ROBOTS AND RUNNING AWAY
JK HORRID CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA IS LITERALLY JUST IN CITY LIMITS AND THE NETWORK CANT SUPPORT THE THROUGHPUT FOR ALL OF THE KILLER DRONES OUTSIDE OF IT
SOLVE THIS CYBERPUNK DYSTOPIA MYSTERY WHILE DRIVING AROUND BURNT OUT SUBURBS IN A STATION WAGON FULL OF RETARDS WITH BUBBA'S FINEST AKS
TERRORISTS HELD UP POLITICIANS IN CITY TRAFFIC, KILLER DRONE SHOT A GUIDED BULLET, GUIDED BULLET SOMEHOW KILLED THE TERRORISTS AND THEN RICOCHED AND KILLED ALL THE POLITICIANS
PATRICK BATEMAN OPINES FROM THE BACK SEAT THAT MAYBE ITS JUST POLITICAL BRUSH CLEARING AND WE GOT SET UP IN A SCHEME
MY BUDDY NORM ALSO GIVES HIS IDEAS THAT IT WAS A RIVAL WARLORD SCHEME
BATEMAN JUST TALKS OVER HIM
COME BY OUR CLIENTS COMPOUND -- GUY GOES OK DONT ROLL YOUR WINDOWS DOWN THE FOAM DISINFECTANT THING ISNT READY WE PICKED IT UP TO SPRAY DOWN A THING WE GOT FROM THE CITY
JUST STOP OUTSIDE THE BARN AND STAY ON THE PHONE
-- WE WERE THE BACKUP OF THE CYBERPUNK MYSTERY TERRS, TURNED OUT WE WERENT NEEDED AND NOW WE ARE PARIAHS IN THIS STATION WAGON FOR A MOMENT BC WE HAVE CITY GERMS WHICH ARE SUPERCHARGED BY YEARS OF ANTIBIOTIC TREATMENTS AND MRNA GENE MODIFICATION IN THE LOCALS
BATEMAN FUCKING STRETCHES HIMSELF DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR, OVER THE CENTER CONSOLE BETWEEN THE SECOND ROW OF SEATS (TO MUCH PROTESTATION OF SECOND ROW PEOPLE) AND ONTO THE CENTER CONSOLE OF THE FIRST ROW AND STARTS VERY LOUDLY DEMANDING THAT I PUT THE PHONE ON VIDEO SO HE CAN SHOW HOW HE SOLVED THE MYSTERY ON HIS TABLET
I TURN IT ON -- HIS TABLET SCREEN LOOKS LIKE A SMEAR OF GLARE
HE STARTS EXPLAINING HOW ITS BASICALLY THE ALGORITHM THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THE GUIDED BULLET FROM COLLATERAL THAT DETERMINED THAT TRAJECTORY SO THAT IT WOULD LOSE ENERGY AND NOT BLOW UP A CAR IN THAT TRAFFIC JAM
CLIENT SAID OK VERY COOL NOW WAIT IN THE CAR WE'LL GET THE DISINFECTANT FOAM IN A COUPLE HOURS JUST HANG OUT ON THE COMPOUND
SECOND AND BACK ROW STARTED TO PULL BATEMAN BACK TO HIS SEAT
THE END
WE ARE THE SETTLERS WE ARE THE FRONTIERSMEN OF SUPERAMERICA
WE ARE OF A NEW CULTURE THAT HAD JUST LANDED ON THIS CONTINENT
THE PATCHWORK OF CITY SUBURBIA AND FIELD IS THE HOSTILE WILDERNESS WE MUST TAME
THE UNINITIATED ARE THE REDSKIN TRIBES, SOME FRIENDLY (THEYRE WHITE LIKE OURSELVES) OTHERS BLOODTHIRSTY
WE MUST TREAD CAREFULLY AMONG THE SAVAGES, NOT EVERY BATTLE MUST BE FOUGHT
THIS IS THE FRONTIER IT IS WILD AND FREE -- YOU ONLY NEED TO CONCEIVE OF YOURSELF AS A CONQUERING OUTSIDER