ULTRALIGHT HIKING ADVICE

HAVE YOUR NON-DOMINANT ARM AMPUTATED

YOU CAN STILL DO LIKE 90% OF TOOL MANIPULATION YOU NEED AND THE OTHER 10% YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO DO

PROBABLY THE BIGGEST WEIGHT SAVINGS YOU CAN MAKE

IF THEY ARE ADDING CRICKETS TO FLOUR YOU CAN EASILY BAKE BREAD OUT OF MASHED POTATOES EGGS AND BUTTER

PEATY BREAD

AIR QUALITY IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT AND I AM SCORNFUL AT THE CLIMATE CHANGERS WHO START FOREST FIRES IN CANADA

ILL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD

YES SCIENTIST

THE BIG BANG

WHEN I FUCK

YOU'RD MOM

CONSERVATIVES ARE FAGS AND FAGS ARE ALL ANTIFA

ANTIFA CONSERVES CURRENT ORDER, SO THIS CIRCLE IS CLOSED

CARDBOARD BOX GUNDAM COSTUME BUT ITS "THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX" INSTEAD

youtube.com/watch?v=6OyXj0m0OKI

CRAZY HORSE REFUSED TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED AND WAS CALLED "THE STRANGER" BY HIS WARRIORS, FOR HE HAD BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES AND WAS OF NEDERLANDISH BLOODS, A RUNAWAY INDENTURED FIELD WORKER (SLAVE)

>If you tell people that your enemy is mutilating kids, it hardly matters if that's true or not.

BUT IT IS TRUE, ISN'T IT

SO NO IT IS NOT THE CASE THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER ITS TRUE OR NOT, IT IS SIMPLY FACT AND YOU ARE GETTING BACKLASH FROM IT

STEP ON DOWN FROM YOUR HIGH AND LOFTY BAILEY INTO THE MOTTE WITH THE REST OF US

IM GONNA MAKE MORE COFFEE BUT THIS TIME IN A COFEMACHINE, LIKE A NINNY

I THINK THIS IS THE TIME TO START DRINKING MYSELF TO DEATH

WHEN FAGGOTS WILL FLY, FOR IT IS A GAY INDIE VN

NEW MINECRAFT UPDATE ADDED KIDNEY STONES INTO THE GAME

NIGGER

CONVO IS SHORT FOR CONVORSATON

I COULDN'T UNFUCK THE BATHROOM SINK

THE CLOG IS DEEPER THAN I CAN REACH

NUGGER

INGREDIENTS: PLASTIQUE NYLON

FABRIQUE A TAIWAN

DAD PLANTED ONIONS IN A SPOT IN FAMILY MANSION BACKYARD AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE WALKING EGYPTIAN ONIONS AND NOW THEYRE TAKING OVER THE BACKYARD

GARCON! (FINGERSNAP)

ILL HAVE WHAT THE COWARDLY LION IS GETTING, BUT SUPERSIZE IT.