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THE BOB ROSS OF KILLING NIGGERS

DALIT LIVES MATTER

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

TACTICAL NIGGER DEATH

THIS IS ALSO A JOKE ABOUT ENKIDU

A LOT OF THE SHIT THE MAGES SAY IS WRITTEN TO BE KIND OF FAST AND LOOSE WITH THE LESSONS OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL

I KEEP DOING THIS SHIT I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT

FOR EXAMPLE THE REASON WHY BOB ROBERT STARTS OUT AT KING ARTHUR'S COURT IS BECAUSE THE NORMAN KINGS OF ENGLAND USED ARTHURIAN MYTH TO JUSTIFY THEIR RULE

AND THEN WROTE LANCELOT IN

"WHATS THE MATTER, AFRAID OF A LITTLE DEATH, YOU PUSSY? WELL IF SO I GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT YOUR FUTURE, SOMETHING THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HIDE FROM"

///"GILGAMESH OF URUK, ALL OTHER KINGS SURPASSING, WHO GAZED INTO THE ABYSS, HAD SLAIN THE BEAST HUMBABA AND THE BULL OF HEAVEN, LEARNT THE MANCIES OF STATECRAFT, AND ROSE TO THE RANK OF AN ANTEDILUVIAN SAGE. THIS WILD MAN BOB ROBERT BUILT FOR YOU A STOVE, AND FOR ANOTHER HE BUILT A ROOF, AND FOR ANOTHER PULLED HIS CART OUT OF A DITCH. AND NOT ALONE, BUT WITH THE HELP OF OTHERS! AND YOU WOULD ALL NOW LAY DOWN YOUR LIFE FOR HIM?"

"BUT GILGAMESH WAS OF URUK. HE WAS NOT OF TENNESSEE OR KENTUCKY OR VIRGINIA. WOULD GILGAMESH OF URUK HAVE LOVED US AS HIS BROTHERS, THROUGH THICK AND THIN? IF HE HAD SEEN US IN OUR RUIN, WOULD HE LOOK DOWN ON US AND SAY "I AM APART, THESE ARE NOT OF MINE OWN". HE WAS NOT OF OUR OWN, AND WE ARE A PEOPLE NOT EASY TO LOVE FROM A FOREIGNER'S EYE. IS GILGAMESH MIGHTY IN URUK? PERHAPS HE IS, BUT ONLY IF URUK EXISTS -- WE'VE NEVER BEEN. BUT BOB ROBERT IS OUR NEIGHBOR. HE IS OF OUR OWN. HE WAS OF OUR OWN WHEN HE TRAVAILED ABROAD IN DISTANT LANDS, AND HE IS OF OUR OWN NOW RETURNED, AND HE WILL BE OF OUR OWN FOREVER, TO OUR CHILDREN, AND THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN, TEN HUNDRED THOUSAND GENERATIONS. AND OUR OWN NEED NOT BE COMPARED TO FOREIGNERS."

WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER OR NOT YOU WILL MAKE IT AND WHAT I CAN DO TO FACILITATE YOU MAKING IT

IM NGMI BUT IT DOESNT MATTER

IM CASTING LEVEL 3 TEMPEST (AOE) AND MY CLASS PASSIVE MODIFIES ALL MY ATTACKS WITH MALE PATTERN BALDNESS DAMAGE TYPE

SPENDING MY DAYS IN A BENEDRIL HAZE

I KNEW THE ARA ARA CLIP WAS FROM VTUBERS

THERE IS NO PEACE FOR A SIMPLE MAN SUCH AS I

ON THIS DAY

ITS OK

TO PRETEND

AMERICA IS GOOD

SHORTS ARE FOR WOMEN

IF THEY MADE FULL LENGTH SWIMMING TROUSERS ID HAVE NO SHORTS AT ALL

IM ABOUT TO SLEEP IN A REAL BED LITERALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX YEARS PRAY FOR ME LEST I SNOOZE TO DEAF

ITS LIKE THOSE RESTAURANTS WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A HOT ROCK AND YOU GRILL YOUR STEAK ON IT TO YOUR OWN LIKING

OR LIKE CHINESE HOT POT

ITS A BIG DEAL IN ASIAN CULTURES

KENNY LOGGINS -- BANGER ZONE

IN A VAN BY THE WATERS OF BABYLON

ARE YOU GOOD PERSOM?

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