NOW IM CLIMBING INTO THE ATTIC AND IF I DIE FOR BECAUSE OF BEING BITTON BY BLACK WIDOW A TYPE OS PIDER YOU MUST KNOW TGIS

I HAVE LOVED YOU AS MY BROTHER AND I NEVER DOUBTED THAT YOU WOULD SUCCEED AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VIRGIN BRIDE AND A GREEN AND BRIGHT HOME AND LIVE TO SEE YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN HH

WOULD NOT (GROSS + USED GOODS)

NUKE THE FUCKIN MOON N O W

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YOU AREA DOWN BAD

THATS OKAY . . . BRO

IM ALSO DOWN AND BAD IN AN WAY -- I REQUIRE TO PEE OUT A LARGE PISS RIGHT NOW SO TO SPEAK HA HA HA

I HOPE THATS OK WITH YOU

HEY SORRY BUT I NEED A FOOT WEAR

OKAY???

AH AHAX THE THIRD MUSKETEER IN THE LEGENDARY CAT TRIO OF BAJAX JAJAX AND AJAX

THE THREE BRANCHES

MEDIA, FINANCE, AND RENTACOPS

ACADEMIA IS PART OF MEDIA, THREE LETTER SECRET SQUIRRELS AND MILITARY ARE RENTACOPS

POINTY WIZARD HAT BUT WITH THE PROPELLER

I DESPERATELY NEED A GOOFY HAT OR OUTFIT TO LOOK LESS THREATENING

ONCE A ROOMMATE CONFIDED TO ME THAT THE OTHER ROOMMATE ASKED HIM WHETHER I WAS AWARE THAT IM SCARY LOOKIN AND OFFPUTTING TO OTHER PEOPLE

OH YEAH, IM AWARE

IM VERY AWARE, I SUFFER IT MYSELF

>WALK INTO BATHROOM MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO PISS

>BIG MIRROR

>"FUCK THERES A HOME INVADER"

>"BIG AND SCARY LOOKIN, DONT THINK I CAN TAKE HIM"

>"OH WELL, I DIE FIGHTING A CRACKHEAD WHO WANDERED INTO THE HOUSE"

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HOW TO NOT CARE ABOUT THINGS YOU CARE ABOUT BUT CANT AFFECT

AND DONT JUST TELL ME WITH WORDS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE THAT

I HAVE TEN HUNDRED THOUSAND SELF HELP ADVICE BOOKS ALREADY, I DONT NEED INFORMATION OR ADVICE I NEED SOMETHING ELSE

I REQUIRE THAT ONE OF YOU TRAVEL TO MILFORD MI AND SHOOT ME INSIDE THE COLOSSANTI'S GROCERY EMPORIUM GREENHOUSE WITH A 25 ACP CENTER OF MASS

(KILL JESTER)

HMMM AN UNSATISFIABLE WANT

A LITTLE FORETASTE OF ETERNAL TORMENT EH

HOW COOL

GET TO SEE A LITTLE BIT OF HELL BEFORE TIME

DALLAS

SALLAD

NO CUTE WIFE TO PRINCESS CARRY, I BLAME THE JEWS AND IM RIGHT TOO!

THE CUCUMBERS ARE ENORMOUS

HAVING TO BUTCHER ONE LIKE AN ANIMAL BECAUSE I LEFT EM ON THE VINE FOR TOO LONG AND THEY GREW RHINO SKIN

SORRY BUT ITS A DIFFERENT

I DONT WANNA PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND SUCH SO A PC IS A BIT OF A WASTE OF MONEY FOR ME

IDEALLY ID NOT HAVE A PHONE EITHER BUT I HAVE TO HAVE EMAIL AND SO ON FOR NOW

KEL TEC RDB BUT DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE A REGULAR DEER GUN

MAYBE 3D PRINTED FURNITURE PAINTED LIKE WOODGRAIN

AND I KNOW THE GAS PISTON IS ABOVE THE BARREL BUT IF IT WAS LIKE AN AUG OR A GARAND OR SOMETHING