>THE SAME WAY THEY LEARN HUMAN LANGUAGE BY "STEALING" HUMAN WORDS TO TEACH BOB ROBERT, THEY STOP BEING CARRION EATERS BY STEALING SCRAPS OF "HUMAN FOOD" TO FEED HIM

>AND BOTH THOSE THINGS STICK FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS OF CROWS

>BOB ROBERT IS PROBABLY A NAME OPTIMIZED FOR EASE OF PRONUNCIATION BY CROWS

DOMESTIC TERRORIST WHITE SUPREMACIST GROUP NAME:

"BOOGER CREEK MICHIGAN NATURE AND GARDEN PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB"

DISPELLING THE MIGRAINE WITH CAFFEINE AND ASPIRIN INJECTION

IM NOT SCARED IM SAD FOR THE OLD FEDPOSTER

IM A MIGRAINE ZOMBIE BUT I MUST GO TO CHURCH BECAUSE THERE MAY BE NO MORE SOCITE BUT I LIVE IN A COMUNTY

IS IT TOMBOY TUESDAY YET

IM HAVING TROUBLE STAYING AWAKE

https://i.poastcdn.org/f36a4f03e931fa7bdf69bd74937c34bcc547afebc4e46d99ce13ae0857b23088.webp

YOU TRY TO BUILD A FUCKIN SHED OUT OF UNTREATED WOOD HARVESTED OFF THE LAND AND YOULL SEE IT WARP AND TWIST AS IT DRIES

EVERYTHING IS ALIVE WITH ITS OWN PURPOSE THAT YOUR WILL WRESTLES AGAINST

CANT PUT A ROCK AGAINST STONE EVENLY, THEY'RE FULL OF DIVOTS AND HAVE TO BE FITTED TO ONE ANOTHER

TRY TO CARVE THEM INTO EVEN BLOCKS AND TURNS OUT THEY'RE FULL OF VEINS AND FAULTS LIKE FOSSILIZED ORGANS AND THEY DONT BREAK ALONG NICE EVEN LINES

EVERYTHING IS ALIVE

IT TAKES SUCH A TITANIC AND MAGICAL EFFORT TO HOMOGENIZE AND STABILIZE THE MATERIAL ASPECT OF HUMAN EXPERIENCE THAT WE MAY AS WELL BE LIVING IN A SIMULATION CREATED BY ROBOTIC MASTERMINDS, AS NO SINGLE HUMAN MIND CAN CIRCUMSCRIBE THE COMPLEX SYSTEM CREATED BY THOUSANDS OF SPECIALIZED EXPERT FIELDS COMING TOGETHER TO CREATE THIS THOROUGHLY ARTIFICIAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE

THIS PLASTIC TABLE AND PLASTIC CHAIR MAY AS WELL BE VR WITH HAPTIC FEEDBACK

MODERNS CAN PRETEND TO LIVE IN A SPIRITLESS, ENTIRELY MATERIAL WORLD BECAUSE THEY PUSH A BUTTON AND LIGHT COMES ON -- THEY LIVE IN ENTIRELY ARTIFICIAL CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT SO EVERYTHING IS JUST MATTER PUSHING AGAINST MATTER AND SYSTEMS OF HUMAN INTERACTION

AND WE CAN SIT AROUND AND FIGURE WHICH SYSTEM IS BEST FOR WHAT AND HOW BEST TO ARRANGE MATTER

ITS AN UNREALISTIC LUXURY TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT

LIKE SMOKING CRACK COCAINE, ITS A LUXURY THAT TAKES AWAY FROM NECESSITIES

PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATE ON HOW TO ARRANGE THE REST OF HUMANKIND INTO WOLVES AND SHEEP ARE NOT PEOPLE IN CONTROL OF THEIR LIFE, THEY ARE SLAVES FROM BIRTH TO A GREAT AND UNKNOWABLE (TO THEM) SPIRIT THAT RUNS THE EXISTING SYSTEM

LIKEWISE PEOPLE WHO EXPERIENCE THE SUPERHUMAN POWERS OF A CRACK COCAINE HIGH ARE OFTEN LACKING A FULL SET OF TEETH, FAMILY, AND PERMANENT PLACE OF RESIDENCE

WELL I HOPE YOU

I HOPE YOULL BE SHOWING WEAKNESS TONIGHT BAYBEE

CAUSE I WILL BE STORMING YOUR FORT

WHEN YOU GET FACKING ATTRITIONED

CLR-ING A BATHTUB

STAYING UP TO SPRITZ MORE CLR ONTO IT EVERY TEN MINUTES

ITS FUCKEN RUSTY CRUSTY FROM UNSOFTENED WELLWATER

THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE ATROCIOUS JOKES IVE SEEN POSTED ON FEDI AND IVE SEEN "CUMMIE TO CUNNY PIPELINE" AND THE LIKE

youtube.com/watch?v=CoC9AE34vJk

youtube.com/watch?v=VGaTBZ51YDM

youtube.com/watch?v=8mhRStk97G0

YEAH AND THE PROTOSS SITUATION

TBH THERE IS NO WAY THAT THESE THREE VERY DIFFERENT FACTIONS WOULD BE PERFECTLY BALANCED

WHAT WE HAVE IS ALREADY IMPRESSIVE

CHCK OUT THE UEDAIP MOD FOR STARCRAFT BROOD WAR

REVAMPS THE CAMPAIGN WITH NEW SMART AI AND REDONE OBJECTIVES AND SUCH

GENERALLY HARDER AND MORE INTERESTING MISSIONS

ALSO UED IS LIKE A MINI-FACTION WITH ALTERNATIVE UNITS AND RECOLORED SPRITES

NO ITS CLEARLY A RAMBLY ROUGH DRAFT

THE RHETORIC NEEDS POLISH TO HAVE IMPACT

THIS ISNT A SPEECH DELIVERED IMPROMPTU BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE, ITS IN WRITING, SO IT COSTS NOTHING TO POLISH AND POLISH

REMEMBER WHEN THE SMITHSONIAN SAID "WE HAD EITHER LOST OR DESTROYED ALL THE GIANT BONES FROM THESE OLD EXHIBITS, WOOPSIE DOOPSIE POOPSIE"

ITS TOO LONG AND POORLY WRITTEN TOO

ILL REWRITE THE MAIN POINTS IN SHORTER AND MORE PUNCHY FORM, WITHOUT THE PAULINE EPISTLE TIER RUN ON SENTENCES

BIGGEST FLAW OF STARCRAFT ISNT THE GOOBY PATHING WITH REGION-BASED RETREAT IF PATH OBSTRUCTED (ESP RAMPS WHERE A 32X32 UNIT IS LIABLE TO RETREAT HALFWAY ACROSS THE MAP TO THE PREVIOUS NAVMESH REGION BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO GO UP THE RAMP AGAIN)

THE BIGGEST FLAW IS FLYERS DONT HAVE THE GOOBY PATHING SO FLIER BLOBS ARE LOW EFFORT

MOST AA DOESNT DO AOE DAMAGE EVEN IN A TINY SPLASH WHICH WOULD PREVENT THE OVERLAPPING STACK FULL GROUP OF MUTAS FROM BEING KING

IIRC ONLY VALKYRIES DO SPLASH AND EVEN THEN ITS KINDA GOOFY

GIVE ALL AA TINY AOE SPLASH AND YOU'LL HAVE INCENTIVE TO KEEP FLYERS FROM CLUMPING UP, A REVERSE MICRO CHALLENGE TO GROUND UNITS