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"WE'RE HERE TODAY TO VISIT FATHER CLEOPAS A GREAT MONASTIC OF OUR TIME WHO TOUCHED THE HEARTS OF MANY DISCOURAGED AND DESPAIRING PEOPLE AND IS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS COUNSELS ON SELF CONTROL, SOBRIETY, AND SOCIAL CHARITY.

TODAY OUR CHANNEL ROMANIA-1 GETS TO ASK HIM ALL OF THE QUESTIONS YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT!"

*CUT TO A LOG CABIN INTERIOR*

"GREETINGS FATHER CLEOPAS"

SAINT CLEOPAS OF ROMANIA:

"GREETINGS MY CHILD WHAT TROUBLES YOU"

ROMANIAN TV REPORTER:

"SO, FATHER CLEOPAS, THE QUESTION THAT IS ON EVERYONES MIND IS OF COURSE DID YOU EVER SEE A GHOST?

LIKE A SPOOKY GHOULIE GHOUL?

DID YOU EVER HAVE A COOL EXORCISM GONE WRONG LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

ARE ALIENS REAL AND ARE THEY DEMONS? (THEY ARE, AND CIA AGENTS)

IS BILL CLINTON THE ANTICHRIST?

MY SISTER BOUGHT A CAR AND ITS BASICALLY NEW BUT IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU TURN THE STEERING WHEEL ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT LIKE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO YOU THINK"

>MFW WATCHING THIS SHIT

https://i.poastcdn.org/f36a4f03e931fa7bdf69bd74937c34bcc547afebc4e46d99ce13ae0857b23088.webp

retuardo 2y ago

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VknV-S8uVjY

retuardo 2y ago

I AM ALIVE

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GLORY TO GOD

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BunnygirlAbductor

I have this too

Ruined it forever

retuardo 2y ago

WHAT, THE TOENAIL DUDN GROW NO MORE

retuardo 2y ago

SEMI-ALIVE

retuardo 2y ago

FIRST IS THE ANCIENT ENEMY OF ALL CHRISTENDOM -- SUPERBISHOP KIM YEUL GOOK OF THE HOLY CATHOLIC APOSTOLIC AND ORTHODOX PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH OF THE DIVINE MOTHER IN SEOUL, WHO COMES UP TO THE REGULAR JOE AND SAYS "YOU BEREEV IN HORI FATER AND SAN, WELL WE ARUSO BEREEV IN HORI MAVER, THATS WHO TE HORI SUPIRITUH YOU WERE TAUTE"

THE GUY HAS BEEN A PROBLEM SINCE HE WAS NAMED ARIUS AND THE KIND OF ACTION ORIENTED DESCRIPTION OF THE PROBLEM IS HOW DOES ONE DRAW COMMUNION LINES WHERE KIM YEUL GOOK CAN'T STEAL CLOUT

HOW DO YOU MARK OUT THE ONES THAT ARENT CHRISTIANS

AND THERE WERE MANY STRATEGIES

THE FIRST ONE IS THE OLDIE BUT A GOODIE, ACTIVE IMMUNE SYSTEM APPROACH WHERE YOU HAVE SOMEONE WRITE A TOME CONDEMNING KIM GOOKS TEACHING

THIS RELIES ON THE REBUKER'S CLOUT, AND HOW WELL HE NAVIGATES THE LANGUAGE OF HIS OWN THEOLOGY AND KIM GOOKS

ITS NOT AN ABSOLUTE, IT IS MORE OF A CALL FOR ACTION TOWARD OTHER MEASURES OF KEEPING KIM GOOK OUT, AND IS A A ONE TIME THING AND NEEDS TO BE REPEATED EVERY TIME KIM GOOK RESURFACES UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME WITH A DIFFERENT TEACHING

THE SECOND APPROACH IS ALSO TRIED AND TRUE -- KICK THE GUY OUT, PUBLICLY DECLARE YOU'RE DIFFERENT, HOPE YOUR CLOUT IS BIGGER THAN KIM GOOKS (HISTORICALLY IT USUALLY IS AND HERETICAL CHURCHES ARE SMALLER AND PETER OUT WITH TIME) AND KEEP WRITING CONDEMNATORY SCREEDS THAT WILL CONVINCE BELIEVERS TO YOUR SIDE

THE THIRD APPROACH IS A LONGER TERM PASSIVE IMMUNE SYSTEM STRATEGY: WRITE AN AXIOMATIC THEOLOGICAL STATEMENT EVERYONE MUST AGREE WITH

VERY COOL AND SCIENTISTIC, THIS IS HOW THE DOCTRINE OF THE TRINITY GETS WORKED OUT INTO WRITING AND SUSSED OUT IN EVERY PARTICULAR ASPECT OF IT, TO BE USED AS A MEASURE TO SNIFF OUT KIM GOOK

DOES IT WORK? SOMETIMES IN SOME WAYS

IT STILL RELIES ON CLOUT AND SHARED AND CLEAR THEOLOGICAL LANGUAGE

KIM GOOK ONCE UNDER NESTOR'S NAME CLAIMED TO AGREE TO THE SECOND COUNCIL THAT CONDEMNED HIS TEACHINGS

HE ONLY HAD TO REJIG A FEW DEFINITIONS AND HEY PRESTO

THE FOURTH APPROACH IS TO HAVE AN ITALIAN SUPERBISHOP IN AACHEN OR AVIGNON, AND WHOEVER HE IS IN CAHOOTS WITH IS COOL AND EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO KICK ROCKS

WORKS ONLY SO LONG AS THE SUPERBISHOP ISNT KIM YEUL GOOK, WHO WAS IN THE VATICAN FROM THE START AND WHEN HE WASN'T WEARING THE BIG HAT HE WAS DRESSED IN ALL RED

SO THIS JUST MOVES THE PROBLEM ONE STEP UP AND LEAVES IT THERE

YOU STILL NEED COMMUNION BREAKS AND LONG THEOLOGICAL STATEMENTS, AND YOU STILL NEED THE SUPERBISHOP'S CLOUT TO BE ABSOLUTE

WHICH IT COULDN'T BE IN AN ITALY WHERE THE MEDICI'S AND BORGIA'S EXISTED

THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO LEVERS TO EXCLUDING KIM GOOK

THESE ARE CLOUT FOR EXTERNAL CRITIQUE, THE COMMON PERCEPTION OF ONE COMMUNION BEING MORE RIGHT THAN THE OTHER, AND A SHARED THEOLOGICAL LANGUAGE WHICH ALLOWS ONE COMMUNION TO DO AN INTERNAL CRITIQUE OF THE OTHER

IF I SAY THAT SOMETHING SOMETHING THE GIFTS OF THE TABLE MYSTICALLY BECOME THE BODY AND BLOOD OF CHRIST BY ACTION OF GOD NOT MAN -- THE CATHOLIC PRIEST WILL AGREE

HE WILL THINK AH YES THE BREAD AND WINE MYSTICALLY CHANGE THEIR NATURE INTO FLESH AND BLOOD WHEN I BY MY ACTIONS INVOKE THE WILL OF GOD (A POWER GRANTED TO ME BY MY CLERIC CLASS)

THE DEFINITIONS HAVE BEEN REJIGGED AND INTERNAL CRITIQUE IS IMPOSSIBLE, NESTORIANS ACCEPT THE SECOND ECUMENICAL COUNCIL FULLY

retuardo 2y ago

SPENDING THIS WEEK SURROUNDED BY MY LOVING FAMILY

I AMSO VERY ALONE AND THEY ARE VERY EAGER TO REMIND ME OF THAT

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