I won't recommend onchain bitcoin to anyone because of the glaring lack of privacy and anonymity. It's too easy to fuck things up and be ensnared.
Lightning is a non-starter for someone in the position of receiving $2 or $5 (many small payments) while also not having liquidity.
Obviously it also doesn't scale, because either you're opening a new channel with each transaction, or expanding channel capacity (eithet one is an onchain tx, meaning it's neither private/anon or does it scale).
Next comes ecash. I'm not going to be personally liable for the money of everyone I orange pill by running a mint, and I'm not going to recommend a randomint that will one day surely rug them.
For the same reason, I won't recommend a custodial lightning solution either.
Liquid could kinda work, and at least it has confidential transactions.. but software (and hardware, afaik only Jade supports it) support is very lacking.
Lightning works great for people like us (with its many caveats, thr whole network is one giant hot wallet after all). I have channels with obnoxious amounts of usd worth of liquidity that I opened years ago
In case you guys haven't noticed, that's not most people.
Unfortunately I have observed that the vast majority (and that includes even most bitcoiners) don't care and/or don't understand the value of privacy and anonymity.
Bitcoiners at least understand the fiat scam, that's why we're bitcoiners. But most normies in most places don't.
Normies don't get the tech either. It's a bit like the internet, you have a small minority who has any idea how a computer works and how networking works and why you probably shouldn't be running closed-source apps on closed-source systems running in closed-source hardware.. but most people noy only don't care, they brag about not caring.
Until they're hacked (happened to a noob I know recently), and suddenly they understand why they shouldn't have made their entire digital world as secure as their stupid apple login, because now the "hacker" completely owns them. Then they come crying for help, after years of saying they "have nothing to hide". Well, now that person literally has nothing to hide, it was all pwnd 😁
Anyhow, the point is, I see bitcoin in a bit of a deadend right now unless you're a baller and can put in serious money into it regularly. It's totally unusable in a self-sovereign way for the vast majority of people and I don't see how this is going to change.
That's one half of it. The other half is, damn every single one of you who stubbornly failed to see why privacy WITH anonymity was important (not aimed at you nostr:nprofile1qqs0eac2gh86s9l24qfmnw52xawhz0f3d862yleaetpafygjmanaxlspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzvs8wumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetsv9njuetnqy28wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mq0uduh3), and who're all so surprised now that the complete lack of priv/anon in bitcoin is being weaponized against it.
Yeah, no shit.
Why do you think they want the mass-surveillance?
To enforce tyrannical laws. DUH.
A totally transparent system gave them that ability ON FUCKING STEROIDS.
Now the chicken are coming home to roost.
And believe me, I take no pleasure in any of this. I'm just another guy trying to live in peace and doing my thing, but all the NGU fanatics and their arrogant ignorance could only result in what's coming.
Anyway, so I recommend #monero to people nowdays for transactions, and when/if they reach a certain point where saving makes sense, and they have by then enough capital, then it's time to talk about swapping xmr for non-kyc btc.
But mark my words, all of this is too much for normies. One day they want to sell those btc like normies (kyc cex) and their accounts will be frozen.
They literally don't understand what fully traceable means. 9 out of 10. It's incredible, I don't know what's between their ears.
Transparent chain. All traceable. By design. It'll get you into trouble, unless you fit in the officially approved Statist box (kyc purchases, all traceable, no "suspicious" transfers, FULL SURVEILLANCE AND CONTROL).
It's... not hard to get.
Maxis who are still living in a pre Samurai/Whirlpool siezure world. Listen up.
#nostr #btc #bitcoin #grownostr #pow
LMAO, alright, this whole pronoun update on #amethyst is actually pretty hillarious.

Let it be known, peasant, that if I'm required to use your pronouns in a conversation, I will ascend to my thrown and expect full allegiance, compliance, and kneeling.
#grownostr #plebchain #nostr
People shitting on those still on ruggable X while in an unhealthy relationship with their ruggable custodial lightning wallets.
If you're going to be a maxi, at least be consistent, you lil bitch
#lightning #bitcoin #p2p #nokyc #nostr
"Yeah! F that shitcoiner!" - custodial wallet maxis
"Yeah! F that shitcoiner!" - custodial wallet maxis
Welcome to the Crew | MONERO MONTHLY 01
In this episode, we welcome you into the world of Monero, a cryptocurrency renowned for its privacy features. We start by discussing the basics of Monero, its role as a privacy token, and how it compares to Bitcoin. Co-host, Seth for Privacy, joins us as a new member of the Ungovernable Misfits crew, sharing his insights and experiences with Monero. The episode covers the history of Monero, its development, and the significant changes it has undergone to enhance privacy. 2024Conferences Monerotopia On/Off-ramps Growing atomic swap usage via UnstoppableSwap and BasicSwap https://unstoppableswap.net/
https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/ugmf/welcome-to-the-crew-monero-monthly-01
So basically:
-Cupcake from Cake wallet to provide a way to make an offline old phone a hardware wallet for #monero
-FCMPs are done in development and are expected to be added either late 2025 or 2026 (hoping sooner, but at least it's moving)
-Seth hates ledger even though cake integrates with it and recommends you never use it
-lots of info on privacy attacks on bitcoin and monero, people being arrested for being attached to kyc coins that were tainted
- the drastic increase of monero users post samurai/whirlpool breach
Welcome to the Crew | MONERO MONTHLY 01
In this episode, we welcome you into the world of Monero, a cryptocurrency renowned for its privacy features. We start by discussing the basics of Monero, its role as a privacy token, and how it compares to Bitcoin. Co-host, Seth for Privacy, joins us as a new member of the Ungovernable Misfits crew, sharing his insights and experiences with Monero. The episode covers the history of Monero, its development, and the significant changes it has undergone to enhance privacy. 2024Conferences Monerotopia On/Off-ramps Growing atomic swap usage via UnstoppableSwap and BasicSwap https://unstoppableswap.net/
https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/ugmf/welcome-to-the-crew-monero-monthly-01
We should be getting news about FCMPs and Seraphis/JAMTIS in a few days. Can't wait.
https://monero.observer/monero-tech-meeting-6-january-2025/
#xmr #monero #privacy #nostr
Tomorrow we get #news about FCMPs! Here is a summary of Full Chain Membership Proofs and how it will help increase sender #privacy for #monero https://video.nostr.build/8543782f4964386e4e018edd5c4aa8e2e83ec3c7e45cc0d29ec1f18eac625a66.mp4
#nostr #plebchain #xmr
Running Mostard
Gives me the Nostrudel feels but with even more wiggle room
#plebchain #monero
Tough to find/buy in the US. There is a lot of regulation against it as opposed to other tobacco products readily available. Shipping will hit you at $15-20. Stupid...but worth it...


#xmr #monero #lightning
We should be getting news about FCMPs and Seraphis/JAMTIS in a few days. Can't wait.
https://monero.observer/monero-tech-meeting-6-january-2025/
#xmr #monero #privacy #nostr
Of course, both would be preferable, but I have yet to see privacy taken seriously on bitcoin. It's almost always a secondary matter, and if it exists, it is currently too difficult or expensive for the average user to do it correctly and consistently.
Ever notice how btc maxis will always argue store of value over privacy? It's because getting rich is the only thing they care about. To them, greed > safety.
"Have fun staying poor!" I'll be poor, and you'll be in a dungeon or 'suicided', fren.
#lightning #monero #btc #xmr
Seems that reason can't convince the greedy. One day, they will wish they'd have listened, they'll come looking, and they won't be able to find us...cause they blocked all of us on nostr 🤣🤣🤣
Have fun with your custodials and their amazing privacy and rug resistance.
Did all the right things in creating this npub.
Hello World! 🌎
#privacy #introductions #nostr #xmr
