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Someone asked me if I were you, yesterday.

I told them I was honored but I can not take credit for the incredible work this individual does.

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And when they say "fucking millennials" they generally aren't referring to people in their thirties..

I'm a millennial. I'll be 35 in a couple weeks.

My peers work their ass off... To get the fuck out of the system that we were raised in and get back to the homestead because the system is rigged and we were sold lies.

IMHO

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Replying to Avatar Sir Murray_N

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This might not play in these modern timesโ€ฆ.

Why do doctors spank newborns?

To knock the nuts off of the dumb onesโ€ฆ..

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"Our server at the restaurant had two black eyes so I told her my order real slow, because she obviously doesn't listen."

Or just refer to her as your "Fleshlight that cries". That's about as horrible as it gets lol.

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Thanks! It sent me sideways at 65mph but luckily I was able to hold it between the lines.

Mondays, man. I tell you.

This was how my week started.

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I tried this, just now, with my long hair and a Corona. I could not get the top to pop. I felt like I was going to slice my hair off.

These ladies have tougher hair than me, I guess.

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I had a beer at 7 am yesterday.

You're an adult. You can do as you please. ๐Ÿ˜‰