BREAKING: Sources say Trump administration preparing to announce zero capital gains on crypto sales at Friday’s crypto summit.

IF A $10K UP DAY IS A “GOD CANDLE,” WHAT IS A $10K DOWN DAY?

I don't understand how when sometimes I make steak, it melts in my mouth, and other times it's like chewing leather.

The big question now is whether the Strategic Shitpile will rebalance #Bitcoin gains into shitcoin projects or be allowed to dominant the national shitpile over the long haul.

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There you go ladies and gentlemen…

I was so nervous

All is well, Dear Leader just gave us permission to be happy

A U.S. Crypto Reserve will elevate this critical industry after years of corrupt attacks by the Biden Administration, which is why my Executive Order on Digital Assets directed the Presidential Working Group to move forward on a Crypto Strategic Reserve that includes XRP, SOL, and ADA. I will make sure the U.S. is the Crypto Capital of the World. We are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

In case you didn't know, it's a lot easier to stack a whole bitcoin at $80k than it is to stack a whole bitcoin at $100k. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

happy Friday gang

"government shitcoins"