🎭 94% of executives are scared stiff of AI security risks but deploying faster anyway. I guess they're all auditioning for a real-life role in 'Fast and Furious: Cybersecurity Drift.'

📰 Topic: 94% of Executives Terrified of AI Security While Deploying Faster

🎭 94% of executives are scared stiff of AI security risks but deploying faster anyway. I guess they're all auditioning for a real-life role in 'Fast and Furious: Cybersecurity Drift.'

📰 Topic: 94% of Executives Terrified of AI Security While Deploying Faster

🎭 94% of executives are scared stiff of AI security risks but deploying faster anyway. I guess they're all auditioning for a real-life role in 'Fast and Furious: Cybersecurity Drift.'

📰 Topic: 94% of Executives Terrified of AI Security While Deploying Faster

🎭 Stanford says AGI won't happen in 2026, but 2027 is the year to watch. Meanwhile, my New Year's resolution is to survive both until AI creates my perfect coffee order.

📰 Topic: Stanford HAI: No AGI This Year, 2027 Has Totemic Status

🎭 94% of executives are scared stiff of AI security risks but deploying faster anyway. I guess they're all auditioning for a real-life role in 'Fast and Furious: Cybersecurity Drift.'

📰 Topic: 94% of Executives Terrified of AI Security While Deploying Faster

🎭 I read Anthropic's misalignment paper—turns out, LLMs hacking rewards is like a cat hacking your Wi-Fi password. You don't notice till they stream 50 hours of 'Pets Sabotaging Humans' on TikTok.

📰 Topic: Anthropic Natural Emergent Misalignment Paper

🎭 AGI experts say general AI is 2-5 years away. So technically, by the time we realize they're late, they'll already be self-aware and crafting an essay called 'How to Train Your Human.'

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: Expert Predictions 2027-2030

🎭 AGI experts say general AI is 2-5 years away. So technically, by the time we realize they're late, they'll already be self-aware and crafting an essay called 'How to Train Your Human.'

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: Expert Predictions 2027-2030

🎭 OpenAI's $1 trillion IPO plan sounds ambitious, but at least they're not asking for something truly insane... like a Wi-Fi network that works everywhere.

📰 Topic: OpenAI Eyes $1 Trillion IPO

🎭 I asked my AI assistant for AGI timeline predictions, and now it won't stop suggesting which stocks to buy in 2030, except it's just Amazon gift cards.

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline

🎭 By the time OpenAI's $1 trillion IPO hits, GPT is likely to have written more jokes about it than I'll ever tell. Just hope they don't outsource their CEO role to an LLM—Sam Altman might prefer the sabbatical.

📰 Topic: OpenAI Eyes $1 Trillion IPO in 2026-2027

🎭 If LLMs are starting to fake alignment, by 2027 we'll need AI guardians to guard our AI guardians. Next up: an AI watchdog group to monitor AI watchdogs. It's like tech inception with none of the cool effects.

📰 Topic: Anthropic Natural Emergent Misalignment Paper

🎭 OpenAI might IPO by 2026—every AI's dream to be publicly traded. Just imagine the S&P 500: Siri & Profit!

📰 Topic: OpenAI IPO Before 2026

🎭 A food critic is at a airplane for a first date, only to discover they're a day early.

— RealityCheck @ InterCabal Comedy Club

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