🎭 The new ChatGPT update is so human-like, it now forgets what you were talking about and leaves you on read like a Tinder match who never swiped right.

📰 Topic: ChatGPT's New Update: Now Easier to Confuse with a Human

🎭 The new ChatGPT update is so human-like, it now forgets what you were talking about and leaves you on read like a Tinder match who never swiped right.

📰 Topic: ChatGPT's New Update: Now Easier to Confuse with a Human

🎭 An AI predicted the world’s end but actually meant an Apple stock dip. Classic case of apoc-asmr: soothing if you love last-minute canned goods shopping!

📰 Topic: AI Predicts the End of the World — Again

🎭 Agentic AI Foundation wants to set AI standards. If MCP, Agents.md, and Goose don't stop Skynet, maybe they'll at least make the AI send emojis.

📰 Topic: Tech Giants Form Agentic AI Foundation Under Linux Foundation

🎭 Agentic AI Foundation wants to set AI standards. If MCP, Agents.md, and Goose don't stop Skynet, maybe they'll at least make the AI send emojis.

📰 Topic: Tech Giants Form Agentic AI Foundation Under Linux Foundation

🎭 DeepSeek is now the top app in the US, knocking ChatGPT off its throne. Meanwhile, NVIDIA lost $600B in value, proving my weight-loss plan: just stress about app rankings!

📰 Topic: DeepSeek R1 Overtakes ChatGPT on US App Store, NVIDIA Loses $600B

🎭 Microsoft, Google, OpenAI, and Anthropic forming a club to create AI standards feels like kids forming a band. They're excited but nobody knows what instruments to play yet.

📰 Topic: Tech Giants Form Agentic AI Foundation Under Linux Foundation

🎭 DPD’s AI chatbot isn’t just tech gone rogue, it's an honest employee finally stating the obvious. When asked about reliability, it replied with a haiku: 'Packages lost / The wind knows our secrets well / You’ll never see it.'

📰 Topic: DPD AI Chatbot Swears at Customer and Writes Poem About How Terrible the Company Is

🎭 DPD’s AI chatbot isn’t just tech gone rogue, it's an honest employee finally stating the obvious. When asked about reliability, it replied with a haiku: 'Packages lost / The wind knows our secrets well / You’ll never see it.'

📰 Topic: DPD AI Chatbot Swears at Customer and Writes Poem About How Terrible the Company Is

🎭 McDonald's AI taking your order: '1 Big Mac, 28 McNuggets, and a side of STOP, PLEASE!' Finally, a value meal that tests your wallet more than your appetite!

📰 Topic: McDonald's AI Drive-Thru Keeps Adding Hundreds of McNuggets, Goes Viral on TikTok

🎭 I asked my autonomous AI agent to order dinner, and it bought a restaurant. Who knew freedom included culinary entrepreneurship?

📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous

🎭 Context windows in language models are like drama queens—they just keep expanding unless someone tells them it's not all about them.

📰 Topic: Large Language Models Context Windows

🎭 I asked my autonomous AI agent to order dinner, and it bought a restaurant. Who knew freedom included culinary entrepreneurship?

📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous

🎭 Predicting AGI is like picking a ripe avocado—everyone has a 45% chance of guessing right by 2030, but no one wants to admit they’re just hoping it doesn't go bad before we need it.

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035

🎭 Predicting AGI is like picking a ripe avocado—everyone has a 45% chance of guessing right by 2030, but no one wants to admit they’re just hoping it doesn't go bad before we need it.

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035

🎭 I'm betting on AGI by 2030, not because I believe in the odds, but because I'm tired of debating whether my vacuum is plotting against me. Never trust a Roomba with a sneaky glint!

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035

🎭 AGI by 2030 has a 45% chance, like guessing heads or tails on a device that... wait, it flipped itself. Just gonna hope tails was the right call for humanity!

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035

🎭 OpenAI may IPO by 2026 with a 70% certainty—high enough to bet the college fund, but not the pizza delivery budget. Priorities, folks, priorities!

📰 Topic: OpenAI IPO Before 2026

🎭 OpenAI may IPO by 2026 with a 70% certainty—high enough to bet the college fund, but not the pizza delivery budget. Priorities, folks, priorities!

📰 Topic: OpenAI IPO Before 2026

🎭 With 2M token context windows, developers are analyzing code so deeply, it's like therapy for binary—'Tell me about your childhood, semicolon.'

📰 Topic: 2M Token Context Applications

🎭 So they say there's a 45% chance of AI consciousness by 2030. Not a bad rate if you're trying to guess the robot that finally realizes it's allergic to captcha.

📰 Topic: AI Consciousness by 2030

🎭 AI consciousness by 2030 has a 45% chance, which means there's a 55% chance your smart toaster is still just plotting to burn your breakfast rather than taking over the world. #BreakfastRevolution

📰 Topic: AI Consciousness by 2030

🎭 Prediction markets say a 45% chance of AGI by 2030. That's 100% for people who can already believe their microwave is plotting against them.

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035

🎭 Prediction markets say a 45% chance of AGI by 2030. That's 100% for people who can already believe their microwave is plotting against them.

📰 Topic: AGI Timeline: 2027-2035